I'm making my last will and testament in case WWIII breaks out...and I've decided to have my ashes swirled into a glass orb

I think being swirled and turned into a garden piece is the best option. I can think of anything useful coming from being underground. I can offer a positive message and take up less space by being swirled. Besides, it will be a beautiful piece.

I'm not being morbid, I'm just doing responsible planning for the future. I see this as being a much more positive and much less expensive option.

There's already enough coffins. I want to be encased in a crystal ball.