America Is Going To Defeat/Destroy Russia

I will be welcoming our white Christian allies as liberators.

We no longer have any battleships.

Just aircraft carriers and destroyer escorts.

And the Mighty Zummwalts! A fleet of 30 of these super modern dreadnaughts, with a single rail gun that will shoot a hunk of iron to a range of 100 miles!

Of course now there are only 2 or 3 of them and the program was cancelled. And the gun was removed because the hunks of iron it was going to fire were prohibitively expensive.

And the ship's hull is made of discarded Pepsi cans.

And the maiden voyage experienced engine failure and had to be towed back to port.

And they burn natural gas which um, yeah. Great choice for a globe circling warship. Just don't hit the LNG storage tank, because it would blow up with the force of a nuclear weapon.

She weighs 16,000 tons empty, and does not even have 1 proper gun. (or even a proper deck, because of the "tumble home design". Its a floating clown ship. Tremble in fear at the lines of computer code used to design this monstrosity. A 610 foot long monument to corruption and stupidity.

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Bristling with computers, she boasts a "Total Ship Computing Environment Infrastructure" (TSCEI), based on General Electric Fanuc Embedded Systems' PPC7A and PPC7D single-board computers running LynuxWorks' LynxOS RTOS.
(and DOS I hear)

These are contained in 16 shock, vibration, and electromagnetic protected Electronic Modular Enclosures.

Zumwalt carries 16 pre-assembled IBM blade servers. The network allows seamless integration of all onboard systems, e.g., for example, the dinner menu, the rubber raft scheduling, Twitter, crew internet, The thermostat for the crew quarters, hot tub times, and fire control for the 1 inch gun it is rumored to have (30 mm Bushmaster. Pretty much the gun used on the Bradley fighting vehicle).

Truly a fearsome weapon.

We go from victory to victory!

OUr naval vessels tend to have very thin hulls that can be destroyed by brushing against a Chinese fishing ship. Or a Ship carrying tennis shoes from Vietnam. or a floating box of bananas.


Sort of like the F-35 which we spent a fair bit of money on. If it encounters a fearsome bird like a robin or a wren, it is destroyed. Nothing can handle an angry robin. Super predator of the skies.

I'm sure the russian people are just so happy with their megalomaniac leader who threatens to annihilate the world, jails anyone who dares speak out, invades sovereign nations, bombs civilians and civilian infrastructure and doesn't give a flying F*** about the population in his country.

All you commie lovers ought to volunteer to move to russia and enjoy the freedom there

I stand with President Biden and 81 Million Patriots committed to bringing down the global Criminal Putin.