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Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal

 
Xeven
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01/23/2023 12:13 AM
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Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
Gravy train after that!
Just need to shave the head and get a lil tan .

5a5a
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01/23/2023 12:32 AM
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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
What about that pink tic tac between your legs you try to pass off as a dick?
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02/22/2023 09:53 PM
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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
What about that pink tic tac between your legs you try to pass off as a dick?
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epiclol
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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
What about that pink tic tac between your legs you try to pass off as a dick?
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So you have been sniffing around that pink tic tac! LOL
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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
You're a HOOT! Do you have giant HOOTers?
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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
Gravy train after that!
Just need to shave the head and get a lil tan .

5a5a
 Quoting: Xeven


This is what you do puto. Just check "Hispanic" or "Latino" on everything you fill out.

Nobody will even question you. White people can be Hispanic or Latino.

My mom and brother are white Latinos. All my kids are white Latinas.


We come in every color.
1r0n4n9el
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02/22/2023 10:03 PM

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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
Gravy train after that!
Just need to shave the head and get a lil tan .

5a5a
 Quoting: Xeven


This is what you do puto. Just check "Hispanic" or "Latino" on everything you fill out.

Nobody will even question you. White people can be Hispanic or Latino.

My mom and brother are white Latinos. All my kids are white Latinas.


We come in every color.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85152467


yep

White Latina here …

asskisser
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02/22/2023 10:16 PM

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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
Don’t forget to hide your american accent, or they will see right through your plan.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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02/22/2023 10:21 PM
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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
Gravy train after that!
Just need to shave the head and get a lil tan .

5a5a
 Quoting: Xeven


Or you can learn Chinese or Russian and pretend to be citizen of either.
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02/22/2023 10:24 PM
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Re: Need to learn Spanish so I can pretend to be illegal
Some important phrases to learn in pursuit of being a Latino:

"Fambly is da most important thinnngg"
When you see a police officer frantically say "donde esta la migra??!"
When you drunkenly run a red light and kill some poor white family in a t bone crash you say: "I vote for Joe" and you get out on bail.





GLP