Not My Finest Day. I Lost my Glasses. Need Psychic Help.

I can still see, but everything is darker...

Did you ever just want to blow your head off but you heard a voice that said "no,no,no...."?

Check the dirty clothes hamper

Otherwise known as my apartment. I checked there.

Here's a trick I learned in hypnotherapy school to find lost objects, and it works like a charm for me.

You say this out loud: Angels, please help me find my ___________.

And crazily enough, a thought will pop into your head a few minutes later telling you where to work.

I think it's basically just activating your subconscious mind, but I swear, I use this trick all the time, and it works. It's funny.

I've taught it to other people, and they all tell me it works, too. Lol.

You passed out while wearing them?

They are where ever you passed out at

ask God to help you. works for me.

Yes.... My apartment... Easier said than done.

I asked his production crew first so I didn't bother him.

You may need to cut back on your drinking

Otherwise change your screen name to Hammered Harry

So that would put them in the sofa cushions, maybe fallen down inside

Or in the recliner.

couch cushion

The Apocalypse is taking longer than I thought.

On the floor (carpet) next to the recliner chair.

Your glasses are sitting on a somewhat cluttered table with some old bills and scattered notes on it, unless the are sitting right beside your shitter.

Last Edited by St Tidbits the Odd on 12/05/2022 08:48 PM

Backup place to check.
In the bathroom where you took them off when you thought that you might puke.

The easy answer is gone... I'll need to clean tomorrow to find them.

Great minds think alike...

...and so do ours.

I only puke every few decades.

Wut?

They're stuck between extreme clutter, perhaps paper of some kind.

Clean your fucking apartment, man.

Your solution is correct. I agree.

St tid and me.

Hot dog Harry doesn’t wear glasses.

Okay,okay... I'll check the bathroom again...

Not in the toilet like I once found them. This is a true mystery...

I remember when people posted here. We used to have fun.

Now it's just bots and suck-ass millennials.