Haven’t heard anything about Paul Pelosi lately

I am really tired of all the false flags and the idiotic coverage of the “murders” of Idaho students. I want to hear about an honest straight forward story like the ballad of Pauly the girly Pelosi. I still need to write that ballad so need more information, current mental state of the old drunk, etc., Who remembers the saga of Yukon Pete by S Clay Wilson. So something similar but with more of a queer slant to it. What rhymes with Hammer? Slammer, stammer, etc.,