Eat beans and eggs and sell your farts for $1000. Seriously…

Should shove the oxygen tube in her ass so she could inhale her own life saving fumes.

Sick.

Nm.

Last Edited by the deplorable ar-15 nut on 11/28/2022 10:01 AM

sound like she got a little too carried away

hahaha

OLD ASS NEWS

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dec 20 2021

do people not FUCKING READ DATE STAMP ANYMORE?

Give the OP a break he's high on fart fumes

tuna fish and orange juice ..... makes extra violent .....


dont know if they are silent...

Aaand? This is a problem?

Last Edited by Insignificant Soot on 11/28/2022 10:20 AM

My own smell divine half the time. I eat well and hearty so my produce is very rich but very natural.

I make a beef stew that smells almost exactly the same before and after, others cant tell the difference either.

Waking up at 3am and gassing under the electric blanket in winter for an hour or two is the height of coziness.

Smelling someone elses is absolutely disgusting. I would put my tongue in her clean(have to specify for the braindead idiot b00000mars who forget what a bath is everytime this is brought up yet somehow suddenly believe everyone likes tasting feces because muhlennials) butt, but I want nothing to do with farts or feces.

Shitty little bitch!

Mentally ill, desperate f's, that's who. Good God the mental illness is off the charts now. They are everywhere and seems cv made it okay for them to no longer hide their fetishes, and bad behavior!

Mentally ill, desperate f's, that's who. Good God the mental illness is off the charts now. They are everywhere and seems cv made it okay for them to no longer hide their fetishes, and bad behavior!

Beat me to this. Karma farming and Twitterfa**otry go hand and hand here...

Fucking Polar Bear killer.

not for this shithole site, actually old, debunked info is the mainstay here.

Constipation for 3 days...

Used 3 different laxatives and 4th day it let loose.

Smelled so bad the renter in the room by the bathroom woke up vomiting

Think I can 2000 fer my stench?

She should have thrown cabbage and beer into the mix to be extra disgusting.

Whoa there!!!
$200,000.00 is a nice little chunk.

Damn. Now I wish my farts smelled nasty, instead of like rose petals!!!

I'm calling bullshit...

Humanity is lost.

I'm sure there is a niche market for mexican restaurants where there are farting booths behind the counter...


these people are huffer addicts


some people like Hydrogen sulfide, methane, methanethiol, and dimethylsulfide..


the more you know...

i worked at a pesticide company for a few years...mercaptans (sulfur based) are some of the stinkiest chemical compounds on the planet..
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Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 11/28/2022 12:12 PM

A fart expires between 5-35 seconds. How is she canning them to guarantee freshness?

Beta males have sunk to an all time low. You are some nasty mother fuckers!

Why did I click? Why? Why?

For a 1000 dollars you could have gotten a call girl to have sex with. Now you just have shitty breath.

Her plans definitely blew up.