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Cambridge dean claims Jesus was TRANSGENDER and Christ's wound having a 'vaginal appearance'

 
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If he existed, he would of been an asexual male.

Males like that essentially become eunuchs, if they do not experience the sexual shock when young, of someone changing the course of there life with love, shock of others changing your life.

Once your a eunuch as a male, you effectively are over, for someone changing you, unless a female goes to real weird lengths.

The fact that some males turn into eunuchs is where a unicorn idea came from, ie a male who stayed a virgin.

Humans have twisted the idea of what a unicorn was symbolically, as they do not want to accept a percentage of males are destined to stay virgins.

If someone does not change the course of that persons life when young, its really fixed after a certain point, as by 25 or so, humans have developed there adult brain.

If jesus was a real person, only females that were lesbians would of liked him, and been drawn to his energy sexually.

That does not mean he was trans, it means, nature does not make mistakes, but humans have no idea what sexuality really is.
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Psalm 93

19 According to the multitude of sorrows they gave me in my heart, so now thy consolations have given joy to my soul.

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According to Thomas, Jesus said you have to be male to get into heaven, and Jesus was going to make Mary into a male to join them.




Making Mary Male: the Categories ‘Male’ and ‘Female’ in the Gospel of Thomas

Published online by Cambridge University Press: 05 February 2009

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Collectively, we need to punish this SOB by praying that God save him through Jesus, and he then become a promenant televangelist!

Drinking from his own piss filled well seems appropriate for this one!
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Gee I wonder why people would be choosing heaven over hell lol.

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The weirdos work their way up thru college faculty levels and eventually become the dean.

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Church worshippers cried 'heresy' at the Dean of Trinity College as they left a sermon claiming Jesus may have been transgender 'in tears'.

But the view of a transgender Jesus is 'legitimate', according to Dr Michael Banner, the Dean who stepped in to defend the claim made at a Sermon last Sunday that Christ had a 'trans body'.

Dr Michael Banner, the Dean of Trinity College, was backing up junior research fellow Joshua Heath, who displayed Renaissance and Medieval paintings of the crucifixion depicting a side wound that he likened to a vagina in front of the congregation.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo

My God... that "research fellow" must be a retard.

Does he have no idea what the tip of a spear looks like?
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THIS is the most disgusting and vile evil thing I have read! ITS utterly shocking that this monster would interpret this image of Jesus in this most vile way. THIS individual has no business representation the cloth.
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He can say what he wants during his time here - but he, like each & every one of us, will one day take his final breath.

And then?


you will become worm food, irrelevant and gone forever. the only remains will be drifting memories.
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They won't even be drifting memories, see God's Word, "and there will be no more tears" Nothing to cry about not even the memory of those that hurt/killed them in this temporary life.
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Here's an accurate portrayal of Earth's ruler, though:

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Considering the birds are out chirping, it's sunny, green grass and peaceful. beautiful trees and nature, he must be fairly incompetent when it comes to the area I am living. Maybe he hasn't seen it yet lol. I got food, electricity, water, transport. access to all kinds of goods and services. Even laws that respect my life such as no one can assault or kill me. That probably was not his exact vision as leader if no lives mattered.
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The fact they hate Jesus soooo much tells me He is real.

Their actions and words builds faith of the followers of The Christ
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The fact they hate Jesus soooo much tells me He is real.

Their actions and words builds faith of the followers of The Christ
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It's nice to be able to put everything on Jesus, but this seems like a cheatcode to life. I guess the price you pay is that you are not Jesus?
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Jesus gets poked in the side with a spear while on the cross, so that means he is trans because the cut in his side looks like a vagina? Reprobate minds are real folks. 1rof1
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All I can say is when some person is looking at a spear wound and they feel they made a great discovery (and they must be a genius no doubt) and just HAVE to let us know it makes them think of a vagina... they are in need of some serious psycho-analysis...
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It does look a bit vajayjayish in this image - and it does look like Creepy Joe was there too...


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Deuteronomy 33

17His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall thrust through the peoples together to the ends of the earth: and these horns are the ten thousands of Ephraim and the thousands of Manasseh.

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The weirdos work their way up thru college faculty levels and eventually become the dean.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]
Church worshippers cried 'heresy' at the Dean of Trinity College as they left a sermon claiming Jesus may have been transgender 'in tears'.

But the view of a transgender Jesus is 'legitimate', according to Dr Michael Banner, the Dean who stepped in to defend the claim made at a Sermon last Sunday that Christ had a 'trans body'.

Dr Michael Banner, the Dean of Trinity College, was backing up junior research fellow Joshua Heath, who displayed Renaissance and Medieval paintings of the crucifixion depicting a side wound that he likened to a vagina in front of the congregation.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo



True story.

At Uni (1992 ish) we had an Art History Professor who was obsessed with Jesus' penis or lack of it.

Every other lecture was crammed with pictures showing Christ's non-penis and his maundering on about it.

Got so bad that many (sensible, reality-based) students complained to the Dean of the Faculty.

Poor deluded professor guy died several months later from a brain tumour.

That's the level at which these academics are functioning now: delusion and serious mental illness.
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Gnosticism: the Original ‘Woke’ Culture

We see that the ‘heavenly’ Adam––the true man––was “androgynous.” This was before Yahweh split the sexes by taking Eve out of Adam’s rib. Eating of the gnosis tree is the way back to humanity’s primordial, genderless state, while Yahweh and His heavenly host are actually “demonic beasts” trying to prevent it all from happening. The “specific names” assigned to YHVH (God the Father) are Ialdabaoth, Saklas (the fool) and Samael (the blind God). In certain Ophite systems, the archangels Michael, Gabriel, Uriel and Raphael are also part of this ‘demonic’ crew.[8]

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And you too can become as "gods" all you have to do is realize that you are bi-sexual (androgynous) and cross the rainbow bridge to "enlightenment".

(The rainbow bridge to the false light of Lucifer.)

This is what they are pushing on your children, a religious doctrine disguised as civil rights.

Why do you think trans-genders have more rights than anyone else, according to the occultist they are literal enlightened gods walking among us.

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All cult members do the same thing; try to elicit the response that'll authenticate the victim narrative.
Let the facts fall wherever, whenever, and however they may.

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What would Muslims do if Dr Michael Banner admitted in public that the prophet Mohammad was an angry self-hating sodomite? That is a juicy little secret that Dr. Banner wouldn't want to float around now.
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If he existed, he would of been an asexual male.

Males like that essentially become eunuchs, if they do not experience the sexual shock when young, of someone changing the course of there life with love, shock of others changing your life.

Once your a eunuch as a male, you effectively are over, for someone changing you, unless a female goes to real weird lengths.

The fact that some males turn into eunuchs is where a unicorn idea came from, ie a male who stayed a virgin.

Humans have twisted the idea of what a unicorn was symbolically, as they do not want to accept a percentage of males are destined to stay virgins.

If someone does not change the course of that persons life when young, its really fixed after a certain point, as by 25 or so, humans have developed there adult brain.

If jesus was a real person, only females that were lesbians would of liked him, and been drawn to his energy sexually.

That does not mean he was trans, it means, nature does not make mistakes, but humans have no idea what sexuality really is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80927780

Each young man's 'entrance' into puberty / manhood is different.

You so-called 'scholars' like to make conclusions based on AZZumptions.

It's just like big pharma claiming the vaccinces are safe for EVERYONE - when they fully know that each person's body chemistry is different.

Nothing more than liberal hogwash.

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He can say what he wants during his time here - but he, like each & every one of us, will one day take his final breath.

And then? seingluck
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i struggle with this, are we all God's children or not? Are we living amongst the possessed? Does that make them Satan's children for good? Is repentance possible?
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Read about the 'Thief on the Cross'.

He Repented and was saved - while he was still alive.

Once you take your last breath - there's no more 'chances'.

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California roofer claims dean of trinity college is stupid and disrespectful.
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Gnosticism: the Original ‘Woke’ Culture

We see that the ‘heavenly’ Adam––the true man––was “androgynous.” This was before Yahweh split the sexes by taking Eve out of Adam’s rib. Eating of the gnosis tree is the way back to humanity’s primordial, genderless state, while Yahweh and His heavenly host are actually “demonic beasts” trying to prevent it all from happening. The “specific names” assigned to YHVH (God the Father) are Ialdabaoth, Saklas (the fool) and Samael (the blind God). In certain Ophite systems, the archangels Michael, Gabriel, Uriel and Raphael are also part of this ‘demonic’ crew.[8]

[link to onepeterfive.com (secure)]


And you too can become as "gods" all you have to do is realize that you are bi-sexual (androgynous) and cross the rainbow bridge to "enlightenment".

(The rainbow bridge to the false light of Lucifer.)

This is what they are pushing on your children, a religious doctrine disguised as civil rights.

Why do you think trans-genders have more rights than anyone else, according to the occultist they are literal enlightened gods walking among us.

grumpy2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4542235

Did you know Crowley wrote a Gnostic Mass?

Crowley was very much into sex magic, and used both hetero and homo sex in his rituals...
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There's a guy on here goes by the name outis
I was talking with him via email
He was talking shit about how he watches child predator videos and he hates pedos and how he is Xtian
I went out of my way to badmouth homosexuality
He went apeshit on me and toldme being homo vs Pedo are 2 different things then told me to eff off cuz HE'S BISEXUAL


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Jesus gets poked in the side with a spear while on the cross, so that means he is trans because the cut in his side looks like a vagina? Reprobate minds are real folks. 1rof1
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This is how Satan's minions think. They look at paintings from the middle ages and see vaginas and transexuals. This college dean was put in a position of power to shape the minds of young people. They always get in these positions to impose their satanic doctrine and prevent any other doctrine from being mentioned.

(See the thread on the government elites push to have the feds take over Twitter)
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


Yes they infiltrate to gain positions of power and influence.. 100% truth.
Pray this prayer to blind Satan:
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The Satanic Catholic Church and their sodomite legions are a key component of the global corporate fascist worldwide coup occurring right now.

Show these "priests" and "nuns" ZERO respect.

Let them experience the fear they instill in the masses.

They aren't special, hold no moral authority & push a luciferian agenda.
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TRANS
1. a prefix meaning “across,” “through,” occurring orig. in loanwords from Latin, used in particular to form verbs denoting movement or conveyance from place to place (transfer; transmit; transplant) or complete change (transform; transmute), or to form adjectives meaning “crossing,” “on the other side of,” or “going beyond” the place named.



The dean in the story didn't say Jesus was transgender - he said about a trans body - a body which ^^^ crosses - from one side to the other - goes beyond -

OK I am not saying the dean is saying that - but I understand that concept, because:

when we are told the Bible says a rib was taken from Adam and this was used to make Eve; this is not correct - the word which has been translated as "rib" is disputed: in fact, it is more likely to mean: "from the side of" i.e being taken from one side to another side.

My understanding is that people who are included in the community are "as man" - and those not yet included are "with woman"; the woman is as the womb - the place of nourishment where you learn and grow so you can cross into visible existence and inclusion: "as man". This is metaphor and analogy.
The people who comprise those "as man" form - in the whole "the body".

If someone errs and does not behave as a civilised person ought to - they go back to the learning place - the womb - to be nourished - so they may be re-born back into the community once more.

So - you can go from the woman to the man - or from the man and to the woman - and then back to the man again - and thus the body is transient - it crosses between the two sides - the side of inclusion and the side of exclusion; everyone regardless of side is with God and is loved - and everything is done for the good of the whole.

We can see in the image on the link that blood is flowing from the rib - from one side - of the body of Christ - and is actually flowing down to the place where there is seed or egg.

It is quite possible to say the artist who painted this image did with deliberation form the wound shape as a vagina - to show the body of the blood - the kin moving from the womb - to man - and also possible to say that the blood of man is flowing back to the region associated with conception and birth.
It is a very clever painting with a lot of analogy depicted.

Blood is another word for family and kin; everyone is part of the family - but some cross from one side to the other sometimes - if they need to learn and grow - or when they have done so - and this time was their "birth"; coming forth into the community.

If you read the article, it does state that the dean did not say that Jesus was trans-gender - the word trans has come in modern times to mean something other than its other etymological definition.

It is quite possible in the above sense and with that understanding to say that "the body" of "Christ" was "transient" "transferred" "transported" "transposed" "transversed".


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That's just plain dumb! This guy's a dean? Wow!
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Here's an accurate portrayal of Earth's ruler, though:

nolives
 Quoting: BrainGuy, MAGA Republican


Considering the birds are out chirping, it's sunny, green grass and peaceful. beautiful trees and nature, he must be fairly incompetent when it comes to the area I am living. Maybe he hasn't seen it yet lol. I got food, electricity, water, transport. access to all kinds of goods and services. Even laws that respect my life such as no one can assault or kill me. That probably was not his exact vision as leader if no lives mattered.
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Churches became dead and apostate as soon as they started requiring Seminary training for pastors. UNITED METHODIST CHURCH, EPISCOPAL CHURCH AND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH ARE THE MOST APOSTATE CHURCHES IN AMERICA.

Dean of Theology at Azusa Pacific Seminary just had a sex-change surgery.

Union Seminary President Serene Jones denies the virgin birth, the resurrection, and the existence of heaven. Union Seminary taught students they needed to confess their sins to plants.

The Bible gives one way only for identifying pastors and church leaders:

1 Timothy 3
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3 This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop (Pastor or Overseer), he desireth a good work.

2 A bishop (Pastor) then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;

4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;

5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)

6 Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil.

7 Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.

8 Likewise must the deacons be grave, not doubletongued, not given to much wine, not greedy of filthy lucre;

9 Holding the mystery of the faith in a pure conscience.

10 And let these also first be proved; then let them use the office of a deacon, being found blameless.

11 Even so must their wives be grave, not slanderers, sober, faithful in all things.

12 Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well.

13 For they that have used the office of a deacon well purchase to themselves a good degree, and great boldness in the faith which is in Christ Jesus.

14 These things write I unto thee, hoping to come unto thee shortly:

15 But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth.

16 And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness (the true lifestyle of worship): God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.
Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man. Luke 21:36
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