My employment made us put pronouns in our signature for all emails.

That's a strong signal you need to find another job.

THAT is fucking crazy.

I'd complain directly to the CEO and if I didn't get a satisfactory response I'd take it public, REALLY make a stink.

TROLL THEM BACK BY SAYING YOU IDENTIFY AS ALL PRONOUNS AND THEY NEED TO BE LISTED IN FULL NO ABBREVIATIONS BEFORE THEY EVEN THINK OF SAYING YOUR NAME. LITERALLY EVERY WORD THAT HAS BEEN CREATED IS YOUR PRONOUN. SINCE IT WILL TAKE THEIR ENTIRE LIFE TO DO SO, YOU WIN.

yeah

Mine is asshole

Anonymous Coward (not/gay)

Leave this companies now

Suckmy/Balls

You should find a new job ASAP. This is tyrannical.

Identify as "President / CEO"...

Then file discrimination suit if they tell you to stop...
I'll bet the rescind that order...

King/Prince

Government agencies in Canada do that.

Here's what I would use...

Fuck/Off

My pronouns:
Try/Me
Fuck around/Find out

Last Edited by BrainGuy: Q* on 11/23/2022 11:23 AM

Confederate/Redneck

This is just a soft entry form of a struggle session.
Slowly turn up that heat.

Name of company or your just larping

Epic, actually.

Underpaid/CuckedTard

If you are a man, you should identify as a woman, and demand pregnancy leave. Also you do not have to get pregnant, just stick a balloon under your shirt and you should be good. Since they are into make believe, this has a 90% chance at working.

Western governments and big corporations have all been captured by globalist Blackrock, WEF, WHO etc. push all this woke ideology on them including pronouns in the signature. ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) they call it and DEI (Diversity, Equity & Inclusion). Dei also stands for God in Latin and that is no coincidence they call their ideology DEI. It has become an institutional secular religious cult being rammed down our throats by those in authority.

Last Edited by Busy Beaver on 11/23/2022 11:28 AM

"Mr. Non-LBGTQ+ now go fuck yourself" would be my response.

Christiana Care, Delaware's largest employer, has it as well

Shit in the managers desk drawer before you leave.

Why don’t you use “dude/brah”. Malicious compliance. They can’t say anything about your specific pronouns.

Hey OP do you have to acknowledge you are living stolen aboriginal land before every company meeting too? You know just like a bunch of Christians might start off a prayer before a bible meeting.

"His Lordship"/"My Fresh Daddy"

Run with it.

If they object, sue them.