So I'm having these long reoccurring dreams about the prophetic futures of Australia and New Zealand. It's bizarre.

So I've had the fifth reoccurring dream about Australia and New Zealand. Don't ask me why. When I think of Australia, it's always in the context of a lonely, barren place, with Kangaroos that look like oversized womp rats and a tribe of humans that throws crooked sticks. Their claim to fame is Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, Olivia Newton-John, and Men at Work. As for New Zealand, it's even less interesting, if that is possible. It's where the Lord of the Rings was filmed. It's beautiful but inhabited by horse-faced women that look like Orcs.

So that's why my dream is so bizarre. Apparently, in the future (we're talking years), the U.S. Navy and Marines will be sent there to overthrow despotic fascist governments. I thought it would be to toss out the Chinese, but that wasn't the case. Maybe since both countries are closer to Antarctica, the imprisoned demons there got loose and made the inhabitants of both countries more retarded and insane than they already are.

At any rate the U.S. defeats both countries' militaries decisively. We then give them a constitution and Bill of Rights like the U.S. They act like we're giving them a nasty-tasting medicine. Ungrateful bastards.