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I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it

 
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I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
She's a small town girl and was poor growing up. McD's was a luxury for her.

All I have to do is drive her to our local McD's, hold her hand as we enter, point to the menu screens and say "Baby, anything you want".

She gets such a sparkle in her eye as she orders the 10 piece nugget, small fry and a lemonade.

But if I ever want some back door action, I need to step it up and carry her a Chick-fil-A sammich. Lucky for me, I don't need to do that to her often.

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10/07/2022 08:13 PM
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Is she four?
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Is she four?
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She's likely a dog. An unhealthy one at that...
We are eternal... All this pain is an illusion
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Is she four?
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Add 16 to that number, Jack

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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Is she four?
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She's likely a dog. An unhealthy one at that...
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No she is NOT
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Is she four?
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She's likely a dog. An unhealthy one at that...
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No she is NOT
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
She's a small town girl and was poor growing up. McD's was a luxury for her.

All I have to do is drive her to our local McD's, hold her hand as we enter, point to the menu screens and say "Baby, anything you want".

She gets such a sparkle in her eye as she orders the 10 piece nugget, small fry and a lemonade.

But if I ever want some back door action, I need to step it up and carry her a Chick-fil-A sammich. Lucky for me, I don't need to do that to her often.

goodnews
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Wow, OP...you're a real catch!
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
She's a small town girl and was poor growing up. McD's was a luxury for her.

All I have to do is drive her to our local McD's, hold her hand as we enter, point to the menu screens and say "Baby, anything you want".

She gets such a sparkle in her eye as she orders the 10 piece nugget, small fry and a lemonade.

But if I ever want some back door action, I need to step it up and carry her a Chick-fil-A sammich. Lucky for me, I don't need to do that to her often.

goodnews
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Wow, OP...you're a real catch!
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Thank you!

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10/07/2022 09:01 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
bump
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
File under:

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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
She's a small town girl and was poor growing up. McD's was a luxury for her.

All I have to do is drive her to our local McD's, hold her hand as we enter, point to the menu screens and say "Baby, anything you want".

She gets such a sparkle in her eye as she orders the 10 piece nugget, small fry and a lemonade.

But if I ever want some back door action, I need to step it up and carry her a Chick-fil-A sammich. Lucky for me, I don't need to do that to her often.

goodnews
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your daddy is calling you boy
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File under:

My Mental Illness Troll Threads
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ceegar
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
She's a small town girl and was poor growing up. McD's was a luxury for her.

All I have to do is drive her to our local McD's, hold her hand as we enter, point to the menu screens and say "Baby, anything you want".

She gets such a sparkle in her eye as she orders the 10 piece nugget, small fry and a lemonade.

But if I ever want some back door action, I need to step it up and carry her a Chick-fil-A sammich. Lucky for me, I don't need to do that to her often.

goodnews
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Wow, OP...you're a real catch!
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Thank you!

seal
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You can't detect sarcasm?scratching





:faf:

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10/07/2022 09:26 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
She's a small town girl and was poor growing up. McD's was a luxury for her.

All I have to do is drive her to our local McD's, hold her hand as we enter, point to the menu screens and say "Baby, anything you want".

She gets such a sparkle in her eye as she orders the 10 piece nugget, small fry and a lemonade.

But if I ever want some back door action, I need to step it up and carry her a Chick-fil-A sammich. Lucky for me, I don't need to do that to her often.

goodnews
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77778279


Wow, OP...you're a real catch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80652596


Thank you!

seal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77778279


You can't detect sarcasm?scratching





:faf:

:juanstar:
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FTARH-spicoliUD
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Wow, OP...you're a real catch!
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Thank you!

seal
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You can't detect sarcasm?scratching





faf

juanstar
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FTARH-spicoliUD
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https://imgur.com/HyET3LP

We are eternal... All this pain is an illusion
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10/07/2022 09:44 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Next time you take her to McShit, have her order this off the secret menu. It's a dill pickle deep fried in dough. It's the new McDilldough. Bone appetite.
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Does she like bbq or sweet and sour?
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10/07/2022 11:47 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Is she four?
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She's likely a dog. An unhealthy one at that...
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the stray cats that visit my patio won't even eat that shit, and that's NO JOKE!
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10/07/2022 11:54 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Is her name Simone, Letitia, Deenisha, Toya, Sherika, Shekisha, Janelle, Naomi, Sheneneh, Vanessa, Monique, Khadisha, Nakeisha. or Shirline?
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10/07/2022 11:56 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Does she like Twinkies and HoHos with her hot fudge sundae?
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10/07/2022 11:57 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
It's one thing to be a troll, but to be a cheap-ass troll is another.

1* low effort.
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10/07/2022 11:58 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Is her name Simone, Letitia, Deenisha, Toya, Sherika, Shekisha, Janelle, Naomi, Sheneneh, Vanessa, Monique, Khadisha, Nakeisha. or Shirline?
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See also: Amberlynn, Brittney-Rae, Maude, Shaelynn, Cheyenne, and Kimberly.
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10/07/2022 11:59 PM
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Re: I take my girl to McD's and she loves me for it
Does she live in Ghetto Park Estates?





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