Tomato Plants In - Armageddon Just Got Closer

Bring the potato chips in, too. Head to the bunker, shit's about to get real!

I'm only half kidding. I think shit is, indeed, about to get real.

Nevermind... I just invented the next hot snacking trend ..."Tomato Chips" !!

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LOL, Ok, make sure you shave them. You gotta bring them in shave them. It's also good if you're prepped up with a lot of Spam.

Hey George! Why didn't you buy a the car!!
Ohhhhh!!...Nooooooooooo!!!...GEORGE!! i told you!!
Didn't i tell you George!!

Naa i bought half a pig and half a cow, 2 dozen frozen chickens. 100 pounds of ground meat cow and pig from the other half's, the meat left will be smoked in our new roast den i just build, and the rest can go frozen in our new freezer with inbuilt emergency battery for 48 hours, + i also bought 5 drums of gas and a emergency generator that i put in my new shed i also just build, all for 1/4 the price of the car

George!!
George!! that's wonderful, now we can get the food processor i always talked about..

Yes dear!!

Of cause dear!!

No kidding?

Anyone deciding to use nuclear weapons will have a bear a heavy responsibility.

They often infest online games and they can be real assholes. Ex-military, veterans, cops etc.