OMG... Look at the moon right now!

Congrats to OP for the etard posting of the day.

Google is your friend:

You should understand Moon phases as you slept through Junior High and High School as the teach this

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Raging wildfires erupted on the moon last week in a phenomenon that researchers say can’t possibly explain how fires can burn and spread without oxygen in the icy vastness of space. Some bible scholars and clergymen are saying that the situation is important proof that the end of the world is near. Other scholars believe that this might signify that a new golden era on Earth is about to begin.

In fact, the famed evangelist Dr. Johnny Walton is said to be planning a worldwide television address to draw attention to this dramatic, and some might say frightening, new sign that the End Times are here. While evangelist and psychic, Dr. Wendy Powell is planning a worldwide address to celebrate the coming of the golden age.

Scientists across the globe are struggling to explain it. “Explain it? How the hell do you expect me to explain it?” said Dr. John Ratheter an astrophysicist and NASA advisor who is investigating the case.

“Fires are raging out of control on the surface of the moon in an atmosphere and environment that contain neither oxygen more combustible materials like this.

“All we can do is observe the situation and seek answers to questions that we aren’t even prepped to ask.

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sss

joke

noun

Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement,
especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A mischievous trick; a prank.

Something that is of ludicrously poor quality.

Last Edited by Happy in Nature on 10/03/2022 12:23 AM

At least it isn’t giving us the brown eye tonight.

Indeed...

Naw man, it's made of cheese, that well endowed cow Lizzo ate half da moon, she be hangry after playing that ole 200 year old flute, and that butt exposure chilled her , she only intended to eat a litle, BUT...... half is gone.

Pass the cheese please

https://imgur.com/a/Yu4Lk5A

WE have enough dicks on GLP now, here's a tip...

DON'T BE A DICK

(jus my TIP)

It's the Monoliths from 2010 a Space Odyssey. They are eating the Moon. Soon it will reach critical mass and form a bright star...

Being so close, our Earth will be scorched with only the Ant People; hidden in their underground caves; being the only ones left on the planet...

doublepost

Last Edited by DuckNCover on 10/03/2022 12:49 AM

genuinely sharp humor op, gj

Quit teasing...

:uglystupid:

Eta: NO, THAT'S NOT ME...

Took me a while to figure out why Australians see the Moon upside down.

I am staying quiet on this thread :-)

It actually, really, was...

Did you really fall for that one?

Now I'm hunners CRAP ! i wasn't logged in, pisser


aaaaaahah that was good " Come on man !!! "

that ole go brandon still walking and talking eh!??! No i don't catch the news after we jumped into Europe's business.

Thread: One Year Ago Today, History was Made! (FJB!)

It's not growing, it's getting closer!. Impact soon. Shave yourselves.

Fuck me Sir Tids, someone always gotta go there, glad you handled it...

SMH...

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha Jesus will be here hahaha *humor* OMG

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Trauma team required stat.

Poster has suffered a sense of humour failure and is in urgent need of an emergency transplant.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Oh, wait ....

well damn, dense as a brick I am,

.. FJB synonymous / equates / translation

.. to >> GO BRANDON !


Thanks for the post there gold mind man.

crash time here, put a fork in me
NIGHTERZZZZZZZZZ

Just they're faces alone in the... whatever it is, pic thing or ...

Eta: Dafuq do you call that?

STOP TALKING IN TONGUES!!

Are some people incapable of seeing sarcasm? Seen a lot of posters in here thinking the OP was serious. How does that happen!? There's something there - take all that forward and expand it into everything - what goes through their minds?

Not any more lol

I hate the moon. Boogie man lives there.