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REPORT COPYRIGHT VIOLATION IN REPLY
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Message Subject
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Someone is hacking intercom on flights
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Poster Handle
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Emerald_Glow 2.0 |
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Post Content
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 That is easy... Aliens try to translate their messages into human voice by hacking the flight PA system. These are their first attempts. It will clear up more and more, as time goes by. Attention humans, we have a 840 trillion watt laser pulse cannon aimed at your aircraft. We want five human volunteers to participate in our inter-species breeding program. Volunteers please raise both of your arms in the air or we will fire upon your aircraft. Raise your hands now, you will be returned to the planet surface in two weeks. We are sorry for the cows and horses our bad. Raise your hands now 3..2..1 Attention humans, We are here to help you get rid of all your enemies including the warmongers, other extraterrestrials who coerced you in their inter-species breeding program, the ones killing your cows and horses. Raise your voice. Lets sing together.
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