Public Statement

For public disclosure, I lost all my guns in a tragic rowboat accident, 40 miles off the coast of cuba. My only possession is a biden crack pipe kit and a govt covid test. I am truly an obedient law abiding citizen, and would never dream of wishing to be left alone.

I am not part of this group of domestic terrorists.
I do not know what a glowie is, a cc obrez, and have never seen "nuclear boobage" like these guys.
I still believe Biden isn't animatronic illuminati necro doll.

God bless our govt overlords!