SOOO ... how many would show up for YOUR funeral?

0(none)

I don't really care I already have my suicide prepared for when my wife dies I'm gonna jump head first down the center of the stairs at the hospital from the 12th floor.

few

but i don't care, i don't live to please the others

Probably not a lot, maybe close family but I would not want a service

Does it matter at that point?

(it doesn't to me; hell I don't even want a marker). My kids and grandchild are my"legacy".

It'll be pretty tough to keep from putting your arms in front of your face on the way down. That's fighting the lizard brain instinct we all have.

i will not have one.

there is a place i will go when i am close and no one will find my body for years

I'm praying you both have a peaceful passage.

Probably zero unless my Mother is still alive. She would.

Probably not many today because I get a bad time for my beliefs and for not getting the injection. I’m ok with this though.

I’m not having one either. No obit. Burn me. Dont care about ashes either.

Why do humans make such a fuss when someone leaves HELL?

Dont brother

fuck don't do that, get out and celebrate

There will be those there in spirit. You will see.

Your love is what's needed

I think the more valid question here is, do I care who shows up? The answer is I honestly don't give a shit if it was zero.

I guess there is a certain freedom in this. I can imagine how painful it must be to those who actually worry about it.

Celebrate your love and her life and ask that you will be joined with her some day.

I pray you find YHWH, everything about life changes when that happens. You will see the Big picture of it all and rise above things.

it's definitely cultural and tradition/superstiion.

i see it evolving more and more as time goes by.

i'm caught at an age, in good health were i could live another 40 years.

death does not bother me personally, but quality of life does. the irony is that the quality of life is profoundly effected by the general populations fear of death.

Your a warrior ya know, love you.

I give zero shits. Only would want a handful there, the rest would be imposters posing as someone who actually gave a shit. 95% of people are fake trash.

Zero.

Besides, why would someone stay on a planet with a Lion as its mascot? There is no loss in leaving. It’s a celebration!

It’s the worst father in the animal kingdom.

1. Lions

You may already know that a male lion that recently became head of his pride will usually kill all the cubs sired by the previous leader. But while that makes lions terrible step-dads, it doesn’t make them terrible fathers. What makes lions bad dads is a combination of greed and laziness. Papa lions spend most of their day lying in the shade, waiting for one of their wives to bring home dinner. The female does all of the hunting and pretty much all of the parenting. The male’s job is to protect his territory from other prides and scavengers like hyenas.

Once the mama brings home her kill, the male lion is always the first one to eat and he often leaves only scraps for the rest of the pride –including any of his recently weaned children. If it’s a rough hunting season, an alpha lion will let his wives and children starve first.

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I despise lions.

They are ugly too.

How about tigers? Love those ones.

forgot to answer the question. maybe 1 or two if I am lucky.

You can play this at my funeral

You are hands down one of the sweetest and most attractive souls at GLP. Spiritually and physically.

May God bless you beyond measure!


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OP’s question: Only a handful.

Does it matter? You wouldn't know anyway

None. Not having one.

Eh ditch in garden,party all night long...,