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BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!

 
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BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
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People in Mississippi are poised to lose running water for an undetermined amount of time, the state's governor said Monday night.

A major pump at Jackson's main water treatment facility was damaged and the city has been using backup pumps, Gov. Tate Reeves said during a news conference.

Until it's fixed, there will be no reliable running water. The city won't be able to produce enough water for serious needs, including fighting fires and flushing toilets, Reeves said.


All Public Schools will shift to virtual learning on Tuesday due to the water shortage, the school district said.

"We will continue to closely monitor the water conditions on a day-by-day basis at our schools while conferring with officials to determine when scholars and staff can safely return for in-person learning," the district said.

No timeline was given on when the main pump will be fixed.

Officials will distribute drinkable and non-drinkable water to residents, Reeves said
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They are out of pumps not water
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
What's going to happen when people take a shit and they can't flush their toilets?

What do you when nobody can take a shit for miles?
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American exceptionalism needs to crawl outta whatever hole its in......hurry!
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One star because it says within two sentences that the pumps were broken, not that they actually ran out of fucking water but you decided somehow that is the situation.


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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
One star because it says within two sentences that the pumps were broken, not that they actually ran out of fucking water but you decided somehow that is the situation.


Fucking dolt.
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At the end of the day millions of people can't flush their toilets


It's because it's a conservative red state that you are trying to deflect attention
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It's because it's a conservative red state that you are trying to deflect attention
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But were the pumps installed during this 20 years of Republican strength, or the previous 200 years of Democrat domination? Why do liberals think they can just walk away from the disasters they create and it won't be their fault anymore?
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It's not the entire state tard.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
One star because it says within two sentences that the pumps were broken, not that they actually ran out of fucking water but you decided somehow that is the situation.


Fucking dolt.
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At the end of the day millions of people can't flush their toilets


It's because it's a conservative red state that you are trying to deflect attention
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No. Not millions. 200,000 people

Anywho...THIS is a job for Army Corps of Engineers. Do it Joe Biden.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
One star because it says within two sentences that the pumps were broken, not that they actually ran out of fucking water but you decided somehow that is the situation.


Fucking dolt.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™


At the end of the day millions of people can't flush their toilets


It's because it's a conservative red state that you are trying to deflect attention
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No. Not millions. 200,000 people

Anywho...THIS is a job for Army Corps of Engineers. Do it Joe Biden.
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Every time republicans point the finger at Biden they have 4 fingers pointed at themselves
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
One star because it says within two sentences that the pumps were broken, not that they actually ran out of fucking water but you decided somehow that is the situation.


Fucking dolt.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™


At the end of the day millions of people can't flush their toilets


It's because it's a conservative red state that you are trying to deflect attention
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14981168


No. Not millions. 200,000 people

Anywho...THIS is a job for Army Corps of Engineers. Do it Joe Biden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79444597




Every time republicans point the finger at Biden they have 4 fingers pointed at themselves
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Um...wut?

If there is any politics here, it's that this broke-ass red state hadn't been up-keeping their shit.

Weather-wise, this isn't even the worst flooding or most water this area has seen.

Pump broke.

Better call Home Shield. Lolz!
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you know what happens after the water recedes

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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
They are out of pumps not water
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This!!!!!!
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They are out of pumps not water
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This!!!!!!
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Everyone is screaming there is no water
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They are out of pumps not water
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This!!!!!!
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Everyone is screaming there is no water
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That's what happens when you democrats in the white house
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
One star because it says within two sentences that the pumps were broken, not that they actually ran out of fucking water but you decided somehow that is the situation.


Fucking dolt.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™


At the end of the day millions of people can't flush their toilets


It's because it's a conservative red state that you are trying to deflect attention
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14981168


No. Not millions. 200,000 people

Anywho...THIS is a job for Army Corps of Engineers. Do it Joe Biden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79444597




Every time republicans point the finger at Biden they have 4 fingers pointed at themselves
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14981168


WOW, don't assume everyone is a six fingered Rephaim reprobate...
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
What's going to happen when people take a shit and they can't flush their toilets?

What do you when nobody can take a shit for miles?
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Dig a hole.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
They are out of pumps not water
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This!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82827939


Everyone is screaming there is no water
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14981168


If you can't pump it you don't have it

Same end result
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Better scrap that fake moon rocket for good
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
They are out of pumps not water
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63016591


This!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82827939


Everyone is screaming there is no water
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14981168


If you can't pump it you don't have it

Same end result
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All eyes are on the republican administration...


This is the CAPITAL of the state we are talking about, it's going to smell like shit when people can't shower, can't shit and it's 90 degrees outside


Just wait 2 weeks


Epiclol
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Get woke, go broke is being nationalised
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Get woke, go broke is being nationalised
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I'm laughing so hard because it's happening in a republican state


Epiclol


It's basically a third world shit hole if you can't flush , or take a shower in your house
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This!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82827939


Everyone is screaming there is no water
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14981168


If you can't pump it you don't have it

Same end result
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All eyes are on the republican administration...


This is the CAPITAL of the state we are talking about, it's going to smell like shit when people can't shower, can't shit and it's 90 degrees outside


Just wait 2 weeks


Epiclol
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We're on a well, when the power goes out the water stops too.

Flushing is not a problem as long as you have water to put in the tank. Takes about 3 gallons per flush.

We have a pool and it's great for backup water during warm weather. In the winter we use our stored water. Melted snow works too.

Showers are another deal. Sponge baths and baby wipes get the job done.
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Well that's shity
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The pumps are made in China.


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Oh, heck. A river runs through it.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! Mississippi becomes the first US state to run out of water! No water for firefighters or to flush the toilets!
Mississippi has only 1 water pump ?

Looks more complicated.
Not sure what the issue. is.
Some reservoir released to much water,
Treatment plants are not working right.
Schools are closing, but you can still get a bowl of corn.

Blah blah blah. Be safe. Blah blah.

No idea. Maybe it is a failure of imagination?

Imagine that water will be there, and it will be there. Woof WOof!

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Sounds like they will keep supplying water, but it will not be drinkable.

Can use it to flush at least.

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 08/30/2022 10:25 AM
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Fix your post you dumb fuck
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Fix your post you dumb fuck
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They are out of pumps not water
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This!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82827939


Everyone is screaming there is no water
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14981168


If you can't pump it you don't have it

Same end result
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IF YOU HAVE ANY SOURCE OF WATER, KEEP A BUCKET OF IT IN THE BATHROOM TO POUR INTO THE TOILET- WHICH WILL FLUSH THE TURDS AWAY. EVEN IF THERE IS NO RUNNING WATER. ADD DAWN DISHWASHING DETERGENT IF THE FLUSH IS SLUGGISH.

Your hot water heater is full of water, but you'll probably need to attach a garden hose to it to harvest the water.
Don't flush for just pee.

Last Edited by Bennder on 08/30/2022 10:34 AM
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