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Anonymous Coward User ID: 84027022 Ireland 08/19/2022 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Old mother remedy as my old ma banished many a wart oer time. She would use the nip of rind of a bacon rasher. Bless worthy wart and bury the rind. As the rind goes, so goes the wart. For veggies on here as you cut segment from apple, bless segment and replace to apple. Bury apple in quiet place and ignore. My method of course is really simple as an old friend was plauged with warts. I bought those wart from him at one cent per wart. He was in my house one eve and I aske of how his wart were doin. He looked at his hand and noticed no warts. Fuck you ..... said ... .... as me warts are gone, just what the fuck did ya do with them. To which I replied as I gave said warts to someone I liked little. Not quite true really as I bought his warts and little did he know as I had no use for such things as warts as I had in my childhood some 20 warts on my left hand. I woke up of one morn and old ma asked me of me warts. They were all gone of course which is why me parish came to me ma to cure all sort of silly malady of that human frame. Back then in old world it was called quack cure which is now illegal by decree of European boffin. You on here seem to not like those old cure of nature as nature intended but you do so at peril in our modern world as I had, still have just so many old cure of olden world really as old quack in our old world are sancioned by fine by .gov of our world as we neglect to remember now in our world as 2 plus 2 equal five. Anight Johnboy of our world, anight. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76136020 United States 08/19/2022 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Apple cider vinegar, the raw unfiltered kind with the "mother" like Bragg's brand. Soak a cotton ball in the vinegar and stick it to the wart with a bandaid while you sleep. After several nights the wart will die and fall off. Also works for moles the same way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82993562 I want to elaborate because this is so important! I had a wart on my dick, the cauliflower type. About the size of a pea. Then it became a cluster of two.... I went to the doctor. He tied them off at their base. They died. All clear. A couple of months later, new growth.... Did some research then on my own and followed a quaint 'ACV cotton ball and duct tape' protocol. ACV and duct tape, baby.. Clear now for over 20 years. Save Your Dick! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84027022 Ireland 08/19/2022 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The brake cleaner idea is actually almost legit. It's largely acetone, the key ingredient in nail polish remover. Quoting: SoulWinner I'd suggest the nail polish remover on a cotton ball a few times a day. It also works on cold sores. Not kidding. Cold sores are cured quite simple as one rise of morn, spit in hand and bless sore with spit. Just like jock rash as you use first pee of morn to wash jock. This "cure" like many this old quack could recall works as nature intended. Oh well as this old fool has to copy lest he paste as there are always lying mod on here in real time wishing to bane common/perhaps decent thought. Aye. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 42762838 United States 08/19/2022 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “...how do you cure 'em (warts) with dead cats?" "Why, you take your cat and go and get in the graveyard 'long about midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried; and when it's midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can't see 'em, you can only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear 'em talk; and when they're taking that feller away, you heave your cat after 'em and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with ye!' That'll fetch ANY wart." Good enough for Tom, it’s good enough for me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42762838 United States 08/19/2022 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here’s an old one: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42762838 “...how do you cure 'em (warts) with dead cats?" "Why, you take your cat and go and get in the graveyard 'long about midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried; and when it's midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can't see 'em, you can only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear 'em talk; and when they're taking that feller away, you heave your cat after 'em and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with ye!' That'll fetch ANY wart." Good enough for Tom, it’s good enough for me. There is also a stumpwater cure, but it’s rather involved. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75784597 United States 08/19/2022 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I invested in one of these after none of the aforementioned treatments worked for me. This thing is expensive but it did the job. [link to www.wartabater.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76902795 United States 08/19/2022 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not to derail your thread, but this is related. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78668621 The best POISON IVY remedy I have found is BANANA. Eat the fruit, rub the peel on the rash and let it dry. it’s that simple. So guessing the inside of peel not the outside? Otherwise you wouldn't need to eat the banana first? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76902795 United States 08/19/2022 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I invested in one of these after none of the aforementioned treatments worked for me. This thing is expensive but it did the job. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75784597 [link to www.wartabater.com (secure)] The classic $99.95 price tag. But wait...there's more! |
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