These Guys With Their Beards Are Bogus.

Have you seen the price of razor blades?

Yes they think they are leaders or men of all mens men but guys you seriously look like a baboons anus. Also it stinks like smoked cheese and whatever else you been eatin and hiding in there. Again you look like a baboon bent over opening its arsehole to fart. CLose your mouths.

OP cant grow facial hair.

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Well, in winter..... on my long walk to the mailbox, that beard feels really good as opposed to a frozen and chapped face.

By your logic, no one should ever wear gloves or long pants in winter time either......

Probably has a man bun too and rides a scooter to work while sipping his soy latte.

after years of saying 'fuck the establishment' my beard reaches my belly... though, I can't say which was first..

you pussy. be a man. grow a beard. ooops you can't

I currently have a beard but only bc I'm a lazy pos.

That is all.

Sounds OPie needs testosterone therapy.

My exact thoughts. Probably why he doesn't know about beard wash and balm. Bet his ol' lady knows all about it though.

Beardy-beardsters gotta BEARD!

I do not know how it is in the USA, but in this part of the world, across the ocean, people regularly wash with hot water and soap and shave.

Beards are hawt

Serious question: why were beards uncool in the 80s and 90s, and then suddenly became cool in the 2000s?

I like a beard in winter, it just makes sense.

Because the cool guys shaved and groomed in the 80's and 90's then let their beards grow out in the 2000's

The sheep followed trying to play it cool

70s got too hairy. It was just too much. Bush everywhere. Culture took a break.

In winter, beards are very handy.

People do not appreciate just how hair plays such a role in retaining heat, in that part of your body.

Just imagine op, before razor blades, males would have had beards, as how else could they be?

I have a beard. My skin underneath is smoother than a baby's bottom.

I have a beard because I like how I look with it. I clean it meticulously and always use good sandalwood beard oil and its combed constantly, especially after a meal.

Like all things, you can be meticulous and hygienic, or you can be a nasty slob.

I've seen my fair share of beards that look like dreadlocked roadkill.

I've also seen beards that are so clean, shiny, and impressive that that I have to go ask what products they use.

Grooming is overrated. I know I'm not the only one on this site who falls way behind in this category.

My underwear is lucky if and when I decide to change it.

Try to bathe at least once a month but sometimes I may miss that mark.

I wash my hands regularly though.

OP has sand in her vagina because she can't grow a beard.

I think you suffer from too much estrogen my limp wrist friend and envy beard growers.

I enjoy feeling a rouge black head under my beard, squeezing that plugged follicle, excising that little irritant puss bag and then dropping that little nodule between my incisors squishing the little bastard. Yummy. Too bad you can not enjoy such masculine pleasures.

A man with a beard has something to hide.

Never seen it fail.

i'm just too lazy to shave

I hope you are fully vaxxed and faithfully on the booster program.

OP is folically challenged. He has "limp" facial hair.

I have a beard. I have good skin.

So why the beard?

I'm fat and ugly.

Clearly, I wash regularly. Are you saying that people with hair on their head are unclean, because they aren't shaving their skull regularly? (I'm also bald, so if you want to claim that, I'm in... I just don't think that's real.)