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Bring in the Tomato Plants!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Watch a video on how to garden. You will have everything you need.
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OKAY, IN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


tomatogangsta
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I want cherries!!!!nerd
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Mine are BIGGGGGGAAAA! banana25abanana2
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Re: Bring in the Tomato Plants!
nyc pop in 1900 was 3,437,202
they had roughly 100,000 horses
that's 34.37202 people per horse
made 2,500,000 pounds of poop per day
a rate of 25 pounds per horse
currently, as of 2020 census
about 8,380,000 ppl in nyc
having about 4,520,000 cars
people per car
8,380,000ppl / 4,520,000cars
about 1.8 ppl/car
If we replaced the cars with horses then that would be roughly 113 million pounds of poop every day
56,500 tons every day
assuming 63 pounds per cubic foot
113,000,000 / 63 = 1793650.79365
about 1.8 million cubic feet of poop
a cube, 121 feet on each side
new york city blocks are 264x900 feet

if all the cars in new york city were horses, every day they would shit enough to cover a whole block about seven feet deep.
Enough to fill an eleven story tall square building that was half a block on each side.

Or spread out three inches deep, covering 160 acres.

San Marzano tomatoes (because this is New York City we are making sauce for pizza) 4000 per acre producing 100 tomatoes each

for a grand total of 64 million tomatoes
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hesright
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OKAY, IN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


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Looks like yours took matters into its own stems (hands) and running in the house on its own.


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OKAY, IN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


tomatogangsta
 Quoting: Avenger1




Looks like yours took matters into its own stems (hands) and running in the house on its own.


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 Quoting: Lilopin


Stem cell therapy up in this house. yeahsure
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its just called Tomato Sauce here. but Ketchup still gets a laugh
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Tomato season ended two months ago in my area.
No problem, fall tomatoes will get rooted shoon.
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the daughter has a tomato plant near the chook run. been growing 6 months and still no tomatoes, but it sure is sticky.
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08/17/2022 11:01 PM
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There's also a Potato shortage right now which is gonna get worse...

"There's a national potato shortage spiraling out of Idaho. Yes, you heard that right - a potato shortage - so if haven't noticed fewer potatoes in your grocery store yet, you probably will soon".

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08/17/2022 11:03 PM
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Haha I love this meme

lmao

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What about the pot plants?
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OKAY, IN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


tomatogangsta
 Quoting: Avenger1




Looks like yours took matters into its own stems (hands) and running in the house on its own.


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 Quoting: Lilopin


Haha it's running away! Don't let them escape!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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There's also a Potato shortage right now which is gonna get worse...

"There's a national potato shortage spiraling out of Idaho. Yes, you heard that right - a potato shortage - so if haven't noticed fewer potatoes in your grocery store yet, you probably will soon".

[link to www.msn.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Economic Prepper


Is there really a potato shortage? You do know bill gates owns that network
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08/17/2022 11:24 PM
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I have more tomatoes than i can shake a stick at, 16 potato bags growing, and even more than that I've already harvested.

We like our nightshades here, but holy heck, I should plant more to sell!
 Quoting: Only Me


Salsa baby...
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08/17/2022 11:39 PM
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It has been a beautiful Summer along the southern CA coast, but the heat is definitely about to spike, up to ten degrees above normal in many parts of CA, even in the high 90's near the coastal regions. Hope we don't have blackouts. Always makes me feel really bad for the homeless out there. Especially in inland areas.
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Re: Bring in the Tomato Plants!
nyc pop in 1900 was 3,437,202
they had roughly 100,000 horses
that's 34.37202 people per horse
made 2,500,000 pounds of poop per day
a rate of 25 pounds per horse
currently, as of 2020 census
about 8,380,000 ppl in nyc
having about 4,520,000 cars
people per car
8,380,000ppl / 4,520,000cars
about 1.8 ppl/car
If we replaced the cars with horses then that would be roughly 113 million pounds of poop every day
56,500 tons every day
assuming 63 pounds per cubic foot
113,000,000 / 63 = 1793650.79365
about 1.8 million cubic feet of poop
a cube, 121 feet on each side
new york city blocks are 264x900 feet

if all the cars in new york city were horses, every day they would shit enough to cover a whole block about seven feet deep.
Enough to fill an eleven story tall square building that was half a block on each side.

Or spread out three inches deep, covering 160 acres.

San Marzano tomatoes (because this is New York City we are making sauce for pizza) 4000 per acre producing 100 tomatoes each

for a grand total of 64 million tomatoes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84029061


That would help fertilizer shortages.
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Re: Bring in the Tomato Plants!
I have more tomatoes than i can shake a stick at, 16 potato bags growing, and even more than that I've already harvested.

We like our nightshades here, but holy heck, I should plant more to sell!
 Quoting: Only Me


Salsa baby...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81034120


Heck yes! I have a couple of pepper plants going just for that purpose!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Bring in the Tomato Plants!
I have more tomatoes than i can shake a stick at, 16 potato bags growing, and even more than that I've already harvested.

We like our nightshades here, but holy heck, I should plant more to sell!
 Quoting: Only Me


Salsa baby...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81034120


Heck yes! I have a couple of pepper plants going just for that purpose!
 Quoting: Only Me


Now I have this hankering for salsa!

Last Edited by Avenger1 on 08/18/2022 01:48 AM
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I have more tomatoes than i can shake a stick at, 16 potato bags growing, and even more than that I've already harvested.

We like our nightshades here, but holy heck, I should plant more to sell!
 Quoting: Only Me


‘Maters are doing well, even after a late spring. We tried potatoes in hay bales this year, they are still puny.

Lots of beans, peas, and carrots. Only a few peppers. :,(

Only four apples. Had six but my puppy ate two. Blueberries are doing great.

Made some really good rhubarb barbecue sauce.

Got herbs galore. Nothing better than fresh oregano.
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bringinplants
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Gotta love those kitties!

laugh
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

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Bring in the tomato plants so they don't get stolen now!
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Dont bring em in..sell em!!!
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Sell them and buy Silver! The price of Silver will go up in two weeks!

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08/18/2022 04:50 AM
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It's later than you think.

There is evidence in this video to suggest we could be far deeper into REVELATIONS that we think.

The devil has rebranded/marketed 'end times changes' as 'climate change' and we have been far too lost watching Hollywood to notice.




Skip to the end section where he talks about the river Euphrates drying up.

What they call 'climate change', christians call 'signs of the times'
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I have more tomatoes than i can shake a stick at, 16 potato bags growing, and even more than that I've already harvested.

We like our nightshades here, but holy heck, I should plant more to sell!
 Quoting: Only Me


‘Maters are doing well, even after a late spring. We tried potatoes in hay bales this year, they are still puny.

Lots of beans, peas, and carrots. Only a few peppers. :,(

Only four apples. Had six but my puppy ate two. Blueberries are doing great.

Made some really good rhubarb barbecue sauce.

Got herbs galore. Nothing better than fresh oregano.
 Quoting: A Jackson


You have a garden puppy! One of my dogs likes to dig up carrots to eat, so I regularly drop seeds here and there just for her.

And you're right about fresh herbs. You can't come close with a jar of McCormick.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
Only Me
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Bring in the tomato plants so they don't get stolen now!
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I'm lucky to have huge windowsills to grow on. I don't have to use all that lighting like I did before we moved. It's safer for my parrot, and he loves watching me do indoor gardening. He sits and coos nonstop and it's adorable.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Bring in the tomato plants so they don't get stolen now!
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I'm lucky to have huge windowsills to grow on. I don't have to use all that lighting like I did before we moved. It's safer for my parrot, and he loves watching me do indoor gardening. He sits and coos nonstop and it's adorable.
 Quoting: Only Me


Well you're one step ahead lol
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