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My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC

 
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My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
My poor old mom got a call from the CDC today. They asked her a series of questions, one of which is whether she was "transgender or non-binary". I overheard the call, during which she responded "non-binary".

I tried to chime in, "You're not non-binary!" but I didn't get to give her the full explanation of what it meant until after the call ended.

See, it was a "yes" or "no" question, but she thought it was multiple choice. She was supposed to respond "no".

So, now the CDC thinks there's a non-binary Christian who refused the Covid-19 vaccine jab. That's going to be an outlier in their statistics, I bet.
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08/16/2022 11:01 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
why the fuck is this hilarious?
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08/16/2022 11:04 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
why the fuck is this hilarious?
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epiclol
samanthasunflower

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08/16/2022 11:13 PM

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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
I have some very distant Spaniard. Very distant

Naturally whenever I take a political survey I'm Hispanic.

I'm considering switching over to black. Because my mom has a 1% African in her DNA profile.
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08/16/2022 11:17 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
Your mother is a lesbian and you're adopted

I"m sorry you had to find out this way op
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08/16/2022 11:33 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
This is funny.

We should all do this to fuck with their stats.
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
I have some very distant Spaniard. Very distant

Naturally whenever I take a political survey I'm Hispanic.

I'm considering switching over to black. Because my mom has a 1% African in her DNA profile.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


my mom is from a Spanish family (white hispanics, red beards) likely sefardi, i never know what to put on those either.
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08/16/2022 11:35 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
lolsign
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08/16/2022 11:37 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
I am old and I have no idea what non binary is either. LOL
Mikey Likes it

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08/16/2022 11:38 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
Your mother is a lesbian and you're adopted

I"m sorry you had to find out this way op
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chuckle
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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08/16/2022 11:39 PM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
Why the hell was the CDC calling her about the jab???

That’s alarming, and you should’ve been right there to make sure they don’t trap her.
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
This is funny.

We should all do this to fuck with their stats.
 Quoting: Fistularrr


A transgender lesbian gun owner who didn't take the vax

that should do it.
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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08/17/2022 12:00 AM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
Nice, your family will prolly get all kinds of free shit from the goobermint now.

Goofy Thum
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08/17/2022 12:13 AM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
Nice, your family will prolly get all kinds of free shit from the goobermint now.

Goofy Thum
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They will send you the family sex change kit.

And a booklet titled..

"How to remove those unsightly genitals and breasts using common household items in three simple steps"
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08/17/2022 06:09 AM
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Re: My mom accidentally identified as LGBT to the CDC
maybe start asking questions like...


'I'm not sure. I once jacked an old man off in a petrol station toilet. Does that make me Gay ?





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