I wasn’t invited to my friend’s vaxxed-only dinner party. Any Humorous response ideas please

Have an annual reunion; last one alive wins...

It's like the old days with dating.

Think of it this way, they are doing YOU a favor. Be thankful in all.

could be, Sour Mash might beee ???

" could u pass the spike proteins please..."

Nobody even asks if your vaxxed, the govt doesn't even care.



They probably just don't all want to hear your clot shot bullshit while trying to have a good time.

Why use the soft-sounding word of "lefty?"

If the person is as insufferable as you make him sound, he's a fucking leftist.

Could u PLEASE Quadruple that chip and dip ,TANKS ,UR Fingeeees juice and saliva are ssoo TASSTIE. YUMMMMMY. TANKS again.

hey you are cordially invited to an unvaxxed friend party even if you lie about it and just go to a bar. Watch her reaction. Plan for a breakup.

Send them a card with the definition of Cognitive Dissonance Tell them it's a disease and they all have it.

Wish them well.

You should definitely point out the WHO and CDC guidelines that were changed this week now make your friend's view Anti-Science.

You could go to a forum that could give a shit less about your dinner parties and cry about it and ask for ideas that you can't come up with on your own. Or you could just shut the hell up and be the English cuckold that you are.

Take a dump in the tank on his toilet, and superglue the lid shut.

Try this:

"No problem about not inviting me. I can't taste or smell anything, and I'm feeling kind of dizzy. I...can... hardly...breathe"

Then send it without final punctuation.

Regret not inviting him?

That's funny and don't forget to apologize for sneezing on the letter just before you enclosed it.

Definitely dump your stupid,lying girlfriend.

They, Hickerey Trickery Dock the Mouse went up the Clock the Clock struck 12 and they all went ? HUUMMMM? ???????

Send them all a video to watch.

A video of one vax injured person after another, describing what happened top them after they took the vax.

I do not go to dinners.

They say ,manufactured in Un HOLY Wood. well they say? Wakie,Wakie .

Would NOT matter when afflicted with a case of Cognitive Dissonance

Look it up, as it describes their symptom/s to the 'T'

Believe me, my own Sister has a bad case.

aw shit here, see for yourself,...

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In the field of psychology, cognitive dissonance is the perception of contradictory information. Relevant items of information include a person's actions, feelings, ideas, beliefs, values, and things in the environment. Cognitive dissonance is typically experienced as psychological stress when persons participate in an action that goes against one or more of those things.[1] According to this theory, when two actions or ideas are not psychologically consistent with each other, people do all in their power to change them until they become consistent.[1][2] The discomfort is triggered by the person's belief clashing with new information perceived, wherein the individual tries to find a way to resolve the contradiction to reduce their discomfort.[1][2][3]

In When Prophecy Fails: A Social and Psychological Study of a Modern Group That Predicted the Destruction of the World (1956) and A Theory of Cognitive Dissonance (1957), Leon Festinger proposed that human beings strive for internal psychological consistency to function mentally in the real world.[1] A person who experiences internal inconsistency tends to become psychologically uncomfortable and is motivated to reduce the cognitive dissonance.[1][2] They tend to make changes to justify the stressful behavior, either by adding new parts to the cognition causing the psychological dissonance (rationalization) or by avoiding circumstances and contradictory information likely to increase the magnitude of the cognitive dissonance (confirmation bias).[1][2][3]

Coping with the nuances of contradictory ideas or experiences is mentally stressful. It requires energy and effort to sit with those seemingly opposite things that all seem true. Festinger argued that some people would inevitably resolve the dissonance by blindly believing whatever they wanted to believe.[citation needed]

CAPTCHA was an answer in a crossword I did today.

And also GODLIKE.

What are the chances that the puzzle creator is a GLP AC?

Did your girlfriend go? If so, you should dump her for siding against you. She should be loyal to YOU! You should dump her anyway for getting vax'd. You should not be having sex with anyone who is vax'd as they may infect you with the vax poisons. She can't be too bright anyway.

As for your other "friends", I'd just drop them and ghost them. Find new, non vax'd friends.

They are not your friends, disassociate yourself from them is my advice.

A good friend wouldn't care of you was jabbed or not.
Not a good friend of you ask me.

Just get drunk and piss on her cat