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I wasn’t invited to my friend’s vaxxed-only dinner party. Any Humorous response ideas please

 
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there is a shot you could take to soothe your hurt feelings.
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Tell them that you hope they enjoyed one of their last dinners, there probably won't be too many of them in the future.

Tell them it's sad that they excluded you since the vaccinated still get the virus, pass the virus get sick from the virus, even die from the virus. There is ZERO benefit from excluding you an unvaccinated family member from their dinner party and zero added protection from having an only vaccinated family dinner and excluding the unvaccinated family members.

I know how it feels. This week there is a family reunion which is going to be held outside but everyone that attends has to be fully vaccinated (whatever that means) and they must all show proof of that as well as have a negative covid test performed the day before. Bunch of doctors, lawyers, college specialized degrees, rich relatives and they think that they are so much better than me. They think I am a uneducated and selfish fool. What a bunch of hypocrites!

So, I am angry and almost told them they are no longer my family. My family is now the unvaccinated... I felt like saying something like that or worse but I have held my tongue.
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
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Send a dildo via courier.
With a note that says "I heard this is where we hang out."

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At least you won't have them shedding that poison all over you. These people definitely aren't your friends and shouldn't cause you one more second of anxiety.
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They’re my girlfriend’s pals, she went cause she got vaxxed without telling me. These cunts convinced her.

Maybe I’d have fucking carved them all up if I went. So it’s for the best. ;)
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Tell your girlfriend you had unprotected sex with four hookers and didn't tell her, but you feel fine.
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
 Quoting: Mutros 15556265


But at least your friend is likely literate and understands capitalization, constructing complete sentences and knows how to spell 'humorous'.

I wouldn't go if I were you. You will just publicly humiliate yourself by displaying your ignorance.
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lmao
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You need to find new friends. They are not real friends. We have had to do that sadly.
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
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You're allergic to spike proteins.
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
 Quoting: Mutros 15556265


Only the vax-tards will play with the tards, who have a vax upon thars...


sneetches
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When the monkeypox is mutated and spreading in the air we'll be fine its the vaxed that will die just remember this for next year!
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I would dump her and then you will never have to worry with any of them again. She is total scum for doing that to you.
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"OK, but can I come to your funeral?"
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
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I wouldn't call this a friend, kick his ass to the curb.

Hope this helps.
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At least you won't have them shedding that poison all over you. These people definitely aren't your friends and shouldn't cause you one more second of anxiety.
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They’re my girlfriend’s pals, she went cause she got vaxxed without telling me. These cunts convinced her.

Maybe I’d have fucking carved them all up if I went. So it’s for the best. ;)
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I’d drop her like a bad dinner party....
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Tell them that you hope they enjoyed one of their last dinners, there probably won't be too many of them in the future.

Tell them it's sad that they excluded you since the vaccinated still get the virus, pass the virus get sick from the virus, even die from the virus. There is ZERO benefit from excluding you an unvaccinated family member from their dinner party and zero added protection from having an only vaccinated family dinner and excluding the unvaccinated family members.

I know how it feels. This week there is a family reunion which is going to be held outside but everyone that attends has to be fully vaccinated (whatever that means) and they must all show proof of that as well as have a negative covid test performed the day before. Bunch of doctors, lawyers, college specialized degrees, rich relatives and they think that they are so much better than me. They think I am a uneducated and selfish fool. What a bunch of hypocrites!

So, I am angry and almost told them they are no longer my family. My family is now the unvaccinated... I felt like saying something like that or worse but I have held my tongue.
 Quoting: LookinUp1


You shouldn’t have held your tongue. Those who act like you describe are trash people, regardless of their wealth or degrees. By failing to force the issue, you are only prolonging matters and sound yourself no favors. Clean, irreversible separations are the healthiest, in the long run.

Burn your bridges. It’s for the best.
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I would dump her and then you will never have to worry with any of them again. She is total scum for doing that to you.
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ohyeah ohyeah ohyeah
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Dump the girlfriend for hiding things from you. Dump her friends because they are not your friends. Find your old friends and have a party of your own. Or, enjoy a time of solitude. You are your own best friend.
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Reading the above, of course, reminded me of John Candy in the movie, 'Space Balls', how he's a Mog, his own best friend.

One thing you can take to the bank, the Red Cross is looking for clean blood people; seems our blood is needed to cure people.
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Vaxxed??

I thought you said "Waxxed"
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I would dump her and then you will never have to worry with any of them again. She is total scum for doing that to you.
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This...best not have any kids with her. They’d end up vaxxed.

Going to a party with her friends, meh, not over that alone. But there’s an AC posting here lately whose wife divorced him for not getting vaxxed.
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I would dump her and then you will never have to worry with any of them again. She is total scum for doing that to you.
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This...best not have any kids with her. They’d end up vaxxed.

Going to a party with her friends, meh, not over that alone. But there’s an AC posting here lately whose wife divorced him for not getting vaxxed.
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
 Quoting: Mutros 15556265


I thought Covid was done and the world was back to normal. When I see a person wearing a mask out in public now I feel sorry for how ridiculous they look.

I live in America, though.
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The shot,,,,,

A dividing line between those of the world, and those of God!

Be at peace bro, get some rest. Soon enough, you might be asked to be a pallbearer for one, or several of them within next couple years.
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
 Quoting: Mutros 15556265


I thought Covid was done and the world was back to normal. When I see a person wearing a mask out in public now I feel sorry for how ridiculous they look.

I live in America, though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76560281


I'm wearing a mask in public this week because I am recovering from Covid and might still be contagious. My mask is not going to harm you, and I do not care how I look. Chill out.
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Pray somebody there has covid and they all get sick. You won't even need a witty anecdote. Just start laughing next time you see them. They'll know.
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Knock the dust off your shoes and keep walking and do not look back.
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
 Quoting: Mutros 15556265


I thought Covid was done and the world was back to normal. When I see a person wearing a mask out in public now I feel sorry for how ridiculous they look.

I live in America, though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76560281


I'm wearing a mask in public this week because I am recovering from Covid and might still be contagious. My mask is not going to harm you, and I do not care how I look. Chill out.
 Quoting: Gemini Rising


You do know they don't work right? Go borrow a cigarette from somebody, light it and take a drag. Put your mask on and exhale in front of the mirror. Watch the smoke go through it, over it, around it. Those smoke particles are orders of magnitude bigger than any virus. If it doesn't stop the smoke, it won't stop covid. And that's a fact.

Got covid, worried about it? Stay the fuck home. Or just go out and forget about it. It's a cold.
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tell them you didn't want to risk catching monkey pox anyways
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Let's them know ~ "They're IMPORTANT".

Just like Youtuber's and Influencers.

WE CAN'T MAKE IT WITHOUT THEM!

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Sorry I won’t be joining you at your Last Supper.
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Tell them I he truth. Heir cooking sucks!! So it a win for you!!
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Four people went. Three I like, one I can’t stand - a privately educated lefty with a bogus PhD.

Insufferable.

I’ve said nothing so far.
 Quoting: Mutros 15556265


I wouldn't call this a friend, kick his ass to the curb.

Hope this helps.
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