I wasn’t invited to my friend’s vaxxed-only dinner party. Any Humorous response ideas please

2 brain cells..ones in a wheelchair and the other is pushing

the cdc just stated theres no difference between the vaxxed and unvaxxed 2 weeks back

It's my party... I can die if I want to.

they're not your friends, and you should dump the idiotic girlfriend

Anything you say or do just shows you give a shit. Personally I'd just say/do nothing. If you must say something, kill em with kindness saying you hope they all enjoyed themselves.

You could have printed out a couple dozen scientific papers questioning the safety of the VAX and put them on the table.

But of course with Lefties it's about compliance not science.

Last Edited by TexasPaleo on 08/16/2022 09:38 PM

Tell them it was too dangerous for your pure blud self to be around the over vaxxed and continually covid positive crew.

my brother invited us to spend the weekend at his place in key west. when we were an hour away he "just remembered" he can't be near any unvaxxed people, and we are not welcome at his place.

cock.

Except 1 has destroyed their immune system drastically increasing their risk of getting cancer or an autoimmune disease.

Dump the girlfriend for hiding things from you. Dump her friends because they are not your friends. Find your old friends and have a party of your own. Or, enjoy a time of solitude. You are your own best friend.

Cricket based spaghetti and meatballs?

Yeah, and yet you’ll still “keep him in your life” ‘cause “he’s my brudder and sheeit”, right?

RIGHT??

Tool.

May I suggest “Even though you didn’t invite me for dinner please know that I still cherish you all & will faithfully attend your funerals whether I’m invited or not. All the best until your eternal rest.”

^this

I wasn't invited to my nephew's wedding

Something about hosting their eventually premature funeral wakes seems appropriate since they won't be invited either.

"my friend" is not your friend.

it's that simple

keep shedding yourselves

Don't let it bother you. Take solace in knowing your blood is clean and you're not a sheep.

https://imgur.com/LpGMbcc

Your girl went WITHOUT you.

She thinks more of her social standing with her friends than she does of you. That's why she got the shot, to fit in.

They are very busy at convincing her you're not the one.
She will end up leaving you to be with some fella who her friends approve of.

Good luck with that OP.

"That's SAD." only 4 people?

There's no need for you to say anything if only 4 people showed up. Was there that many deaths from the jab or was there a big rebellion of the jab?

SEND THEM TO THE TED TALKS TALKER:

[link to usawatchdog.com (secure)]

But at least your friend is likely literate and understands capitalizatio, constructing complete sentences and knows how to spell 'humorous'.

I wouldn't go if I were you. You will just publicly humiliate yourself by displaying your ignorance.

Thanks! But I wasn’t really interested in the spiked nano lipid hors-d’œuvres anyway.

When’s the GMO BBQ?

Last Edited by SaveUSa on 08/16/2022 10:03 PM

During the beginning of the pandemic, I had a relatively close relative do something so atrocious that I simply had it with the logic of the left. They are a mob. They acted like one in fear and damned their fellow mankind to their egotistical view of how they believed the world should work and how the rest aren't intelligent enough to understand.

All they are and will be are elitist pricks that will likely go down on the ship they sailed, which is S.S. Arrogance.

Write them out of your lives, you can care, but you don't have to accept being treated like anything less than an equal.

That person isn't your friend and now you know it. I would be cordial with them if they reach out but never make first contact or hang out with them again. It hurts to be left out like that from people you thought you could trust. The best thing about this is that it's really shown people's true colors.

Have your own dinner party and only invite people who haven’t taken experimental mRNA gene therapy. And word it like that. You can play fun games like a death/ stroke/ heart attack pool for your known vaxxed friends. Be sure to invite your friend throwing the vax party, but then rescind the invitation and insist you sent it by mistake.

Find new friends.

They are abusive people.

Gate-crash her party dressed as the Grim Reaper.

Tell your girlfriend you had unprotected sex with four hookers and didn't tell her, but you feel fine.