I wasn’t invited to my friend’s vaxxed-only dinner party. Any Humorous response ideas please

remember when "no jab no job" was a rightwingnutjob conspiracy theory...


now it's a reality and we have shortages to prove it...


but many feel it's a small price we pay fopr removing that orange bad man

Tell them I he truth. Heir cooking sucks!! So it a win for you!!

Tell them I he truth. Heir cooking sucks!! So it a win for you!!

If they're still playing that stupid useless game, they aren't your friends.

Ghost them - forever.

sounds like FOMO with a splash of butthurt

What was the main course, spike proteins?

....good one!

At least you won't have them shedding that poison all over you. These people definitely aren't your friends and shouldn't cause you one more second of anxiety.

They’re my girlfriend’s pals, she went cause she got vaxxed without telling me. These cunts convinced her.

Maybe I’d have fucking carved them all up if I went. So it’s for the best. ;)

text that you were sorry to hear about 'bogus PhD's' monkeypox infection

funny, if the shots worked, why would they be so worried?

after all, they are protected!

It's like Facebook and TV commercials created this friend status that's so fake.

Un-Socializing is the new black.

Yeah! Even bogus PhD can’t work that one out.

Ask if they can still eat real food.

Have a “Herpes Horrah”

You’re in good company. Remember the holidays past?

‘Family’ members shut out the non vaxxed during the ‘Christ’mas.

Lol.

PhD.... permanent head damage.

Only the vax-tards will play with the tards, who have a vax upon thars...

What's there to say. You suck.

maybe its like a "last meal" type of thing lol.

Sorry I can't think of a @humorous response

just ignore..it wont b your last non-invite.

Maybe it was a booster planning party and they thought you would feel left out anyways.

Send a pleasant thank you note.

Call and tell them to hold hands and pray for Jill's positive test

Evidently the smug snobbery is a bonus. Ahh these captchas...

I am so sorry !
1 you have the special power of discernment
You were able to see through the lies
2 this so called “ girl friend “ and her friends do not have the same
3 please find “good “ friends that will be compassionate and helpful in the coming very hard times.
4. You still have time !
5 it is good you found out now and not after 3 years more

Pull up front when the evening over
clang a bell
do your best monte python..

bring out your dead...

bring out your dead..

are they boosted? if not, ask them why not take their 3rd and 4th shots