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Jure Grando. The First Recorded Vampire. Are Vampires Real?

 
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Insane fantasies from people obsessed with genital mutation
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Yes I believe vampires are real.and there are other vicious inhuman entities among us.theyre called cannibals n are offspring of the 13 bloodlines brood of vipers called nephilim and hybrids!!
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charge yourself up with the sun outside and take it inhome to be a funnier light person living ?
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Sure, they just don't have fangs or sleep in coffins.
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Weird
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!

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Sure, they just don't have fangs or sleep in coffins.
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Probably work at blood banks, that's what I would do....
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!

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My location says Canada sometimes, even though I'm in America.
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Sure, they just don't have fangs or sleep in coffins.
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Probably work at blood banks, that's what I would do....
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eekalert
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Physiologically impossible.
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Sure, they just don't have fangs or sleep in coffins.
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Probably work at blood banks, that's what I would do....
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eekalert
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That's a thread killer.
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I believe there is evil

People see the word 'vampire' and think of the vampires in movies today. The definition of vampire is subjective. But yes, I believe there are supernatural 'things' that exist because of evil entities
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Oh my Oh my.. does this mean Jesus was a Vampire too?

Get the fuck out of here! Vampyr, or Umpir.. is ancient word for SHAMAN.. the "blood drinking" is christard badmouthing.. if anyone likes to drink blood it's Christards.. ey! Especially on Sundays they say.. give me a break!
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There are stories of vampires in cultures from all over the world... from every continent except Antarctica.

[link to en.m.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Demons?
Aliens in refuge?
Monsters?
Mutated humans?

Real or just a myth?

I'm not referring to the thousands of humans today that identify as vampires, but to stories like

Jure Grando

The first recorded vampire.

[link to en.m.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Video to follow.
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well i think this story cannot be the first of its kind.
the priest already knows what the dead man is, a strigoi.

i think the very best vampire story is THE BOOK OF NOD.
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From Chosen and Christian Texts.
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Aka Lilith? Or descendant of?
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if she WAS a vampire, how did she get that way?
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so she must be the woman who comes to men in their dreams and has sex with them...all to get their seed.

maybe its when the guy is dry when he wakes but remembers ejaculating in his dreams, thats because she took it.

ill bet she doesnt do this with woman since we have no sperm.
shes probably that damn hag..

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im watching this one right now:


apparently Ireland has vampire skeletons..
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Sure, they just don't have fangs or sleep in coffins.
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Probably work at blood banks, that's what I would do....
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eekalert
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That's a thread killer.
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we survived :D
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Embalming stops any molting type processes which parallels incorruptibility in Catholicism. It is very old practice that crosses all cultures. It is how they rid the varying species of men from modern human gene expressions.
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Sekhmet

Egyptian Goddess Sekhmet, who dealt out Ra's vengeance to those that betrayed him by her lust for blood. She nearly wiped out the humans until she was tricked into stopping.

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Sliding stones with blood...
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A friend of a friend of a friend said it was
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Eye has not seen, nor ear heard,
Nor have entered into the heart of man
The things which God has prepared for those who love Him.


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and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain:
for the former things are passed away.


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This is much better than "Renfield"

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missunderstood stories of primitive adrenochrome harvesting techniques?
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yes, they are.

I am one :)
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I mean traditional such as Dracula (Vlad the impaler) or one of the examples above, who displayed supernatural abilities. Not psychic vampire or one of the people that identify as a vampire... no offense if you are one of the latter.

Are you still a vampire in the sense I imply?
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Most "vampires" are just powerful magicians who use dark arts to sustain and empower themselves, sometimes with blood, but more frequently using vital spiritual energy or "psychic vampirism". There are many species of demi-humans (some would call nephilim) that sustain themselves on human prey, which are often mistaken for vampires. These demi-humans are extremely long-lived and often possess various other abilities and a sadistic personality. The closest thing to a true vampire is called a "sanguine" which are advanced forms of demonic possession in which a blood demon occupies a human vessel that no longer houses its original human soul. Vampires of this type are common knowledge amongst voodoo and hoodoo practitioners, especially in New Orleans. Just ask a witch doctor about them.
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yes, they are.

I am one :)
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I mean traditional such as Dracula (Vlad the impaler) or one of the examples above, who displayed supernatural abilities. Not psychic vampire or one of the people that identify as a vampire... no offense if you are one of the latter.

Are you still a vampire in the sense I imply?
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Thanks for your insights, Alkahest.


Most "vampires" are just powerful magicians who use dark arts to sustain and empower themselves, sometimes with blood, but more frequently using vital spiritual energy or "psychic vampirism". There are many species of demi-humans (some would call nephilim) that sustain themselves on human prey, which are often mistaken for vampires. These demi-humans are extremely long-lived and often possess various other abilities and a sadistic personality. The closest thing to a true vampire is called a "sanguine" which are advanced forms of demonic possession in which a blood demon occupies a human vessel that no longer houses its original human soul. Vampires of this type are common knowledge amongst voodoo and hoodoo practitioners, especially in New Orleans. Just ask a witch doctor about them.
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