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BRIEF
 User ID: 79662918  United States08/15/2022 09:47 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its the reverse osmosis. Its reversing you into a female. You need bottled water from the hills. Where people have brawled etc. You filtering out the battle zest. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84014905  No fucking clue myself... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
Phennommennonn
Forum Administrator 08/15/2022 10:05 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So last week (8/7/22) I was extremely in the mood and masturbated 3 times in one day. Idk what got into me since I have a gf and don't find the need to do it that often (maybe once or twice a week). She has been dealing with a bad flu or COVID so we haven't had sex for a while. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79651144 Anyways, I have absolutely NO sex drive since 8/7. No desire to even have actual sex with my gf. I feel like I depleted my body so much that it just quit and isn't trying to produce anymore juice. Is this possible? I have NEVER had a time where I wasn't in the mood for over a week. Is this time...different?  so u ask the fucking internet about ur chubby? u fkn serious?? you're about as dumb as a screen-door on a submarine. you're a goddamned shit-posting troll, who's got no content or substance to contribute to the GLP community other than posting about your dick. think about it. you're expecting an andy warhol 15 minutes of fame? you're not gonna tiktok to stardom on GLP bc that'll happen in the 12th of never. if what you're sayn is true, who'd wanna fuck you anyway with this disposition? you're boring. you're undesirable. women would rather break out the rabbit. this threads definitely the definition of manstruating. what're you like 400 pounds or something?? when you do a hand-stand does your stomach slap you in the face? you got ERD/erectile dysfunction? peronies disease? <--thats bent dick syndrome you fugly??? you a junky? you a fuckmental dick-weasel? you get about as much action as the #9 button on a microwave? you come from the shallow end of the pooL? im calln denizens of BULLSHIT on this shit-post. scuse me while i board the ROFLcopter. this thread's IQ is the equivalent of belly button lint. my grandmother shoots a bigger load. code brown. attention whoring that dont require substance or content is makes you sexually delinquent.i could eat a bowl pf alphabits and shit a better thread. save your breath stymie, you'll need it to blow up your date. and that concludes mutual of omahas dickless safari political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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| Swearbox
User ID: 77978222  Canada08/15/2022 10:23 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So last week (8/7/22) I was extremely in the mood and masturbated 3 times in one day. Idk what got into me since I have a gf and don't find the need to do it that often (maybe once or twice a week). She has been dealing with a bad flu or COVID so we haven't had sex for a while. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79651144 Anyways, I have absolutely NO sex drive since 8/7. No desire to even have actual sex with my gf. I feel like I depleted my body so much that it just quit and isn't trying to produce anymore juice. Is this possible? I have NEVER had a time where I wasn't in the mood for over a week. Is this time...different? so u ask the fucking internet about ur chubby? u fkn serious?? you're about as dumb as a screen-door on a submarine. you're a goddamned shit-posting troll, who's got no content or substance to contribute to the GLP community other than posting about your dick. think about it. you're expecting an andy warhol 15 minutes of fame? you're not gonna tiktok to stardom on GLP bc that'll happen in the 12th of never. if what you're sayn is true, who'd wanna fuck you anyway with this disposition? you're boring. you're undesirable. women would rather break out the rabbit. this threads definitely the definition of manstruating. what're you like 400 pounds or something?? when you do a hand-stand does your stomach slap you in the face? you got ERD/erectile dysfunction? peronies disease? <--thats bent dick syndrome you fugly??? you a junky? you a fuckmental dick-weasel? you get about as much action as the #9 button on a microwave? you come from the shallow end of the pooL? im calln denizens of BULLSHIT on this shit-post. scuse me while i board the ROFLcopter. this thread's IQ is the equivalent of belly button lint. my grandmother shoots a bigger load. code brown. attention whoring that dont require substance or content is makes you sexually delinquent.i could eat a bowl pf alphabits and shit a better thread. save your breath stymie, you'll need it to blow up your date. and that concludes mutual of omahas dickless safari Harsh but fair...LMFAO Chill out, its just a Lancashire Rose |
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