WTF is London and why should I spend any money to visit?

I used to want to visit once in my life, but now why?

Can't think of a good reason.

I can look at Big Ben briefly, hear the word "blimey," and observe Pakis clashing with Indians clashing with Afghanis clashing with Ethiopians clashing with Nigerians while trying to prove to everybody that I'm not infected with covid.

How about fuck all that and I'll stay home and save $10,000.

So you'll know where you BSRI comes from

And as soon as you find out what BSRI means you might be smart

Its not what it once was but still enough to explore and experience to keep you busy for 2-4weeks. Live there? Fuck no.

No other city like it in the world , millionaires and billionaires use it as a race track , the food is amazing if you can afford it all the museum's are top notch , it's got more quirks than any other place on earth , everyone is always sorry even if it was your fault , and the people differ in language and culture within a few hundred yards of eachother it's just a fantastic place to visit at least once in your life .

Explain it to me, smart bloke.

If you travel internationally frequently, fly through London and a schedule a couple days for a layover. I did that a few years back and enjoyed myself.

Fuck off Yankee Doodle Dandy, you ever been to LA? Worry about your own shit cities before stressing about someone else’s problems. Hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Not convinced


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London is the stronghold of all the world's scum and villainy

Now you're trying to talk me into it.