McDonald's Rebranding The Quarter Pounder

After several years of intensive marketing research,
McDonald's is rebranding one of it's longest and most
successful products, the Quarter Pounder with cheese.

"We discovered that people are more comfortable with
whole numbers and multipliers as opposed to fractions
like "one quarter", so the new brand name is "the
three ouncer". But in France it will still be
"La Royale".

After several years of intensive marketing research,
McDonald's is rebranding one of it's longest and most
successful products, the Quarter Pounder with cheese.

"We discovered that people are more comfortable with
whole numbers and multipliers as opposed to fractions
like "one quarter", so the new brand name is "the
three ouncer". But in France it will still be
"La Royale".

But a quarter pound is 4 ounces!!!!
Must be the new woke math!

They should just rename it "the fat fuck." People I know who eat McCrap regularly are fat fucks.

Everything is shrinking, it's the shrinkflation.

Have you ate whippets recently ? They are tiny now.

So is 3 ounces a 1/4 of a pound?

So a pound has been 12 ounces in wackarnolds world all this time?

And i still won't ever be buying one ever again.

wow, so pets as food program is already on?

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