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Any mechanics online tonight?

 
Florida Man  (OP)

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drive there during the day wont use as much battery
test alt with voltmeter on battery
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1. “You can’t fire a cannon, from a canoe!”
2. “Strength is gained in the range it is trained.”
3. “If it doesn’t swim, run, or fly, or isn’t green and grow in the ground, don’t eat it.”
4. “Know that you have complete control over what you put in your mouth. No one ever ate anything by accident.”
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Some auto parts stores will charge the battery. Using head lights will drain your battery. Daytime driving with a fully charged battery could get you ten miles.
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Multimeter test the alt running...

13.7-14.4 volts

Get a ride to have the batt tested for free at auto store

After replacing failed part

And charging correctly check ac compressor for issues.

Ac clutch compressor spun freely?
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Activate the trunk monkey.

Oh, you said a pickup truck. Never mind.

Put a generator in the bed of the truck and use it to run a battery charger. :) You can pretend you have a Tesla. :)

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1999 Chevrolet k1500 350
Needs an alternator. How far can I drive it? Need to go about 10 miles round trip to auto parts. Fully charging battery tonight.

Why would the A/c go out at same time? Belt is on and was replaced earlier this year.
 Quoting: Florida Man


My personal experience?


No man goes once to the auto store...


There is always a second trip.

No matter how good they are.




Just saying.


Something I enevtibaly won't fit...right.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


I have always had them deliver...I'm not an errand boy..
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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drive there during the day wont use as much battery
test alt with voltmeter on battery
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79126914


Yes we all came to the conclusion. This is chapter 2, Brief and the Idiot show.
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Who you calling an idiot asshole I'm trying to help you out
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Lookit.


You can have a perfect battery.

When your alt goes you know.
It gives warning signs...kinda different than your battery.

Starting...idling....etc.


You can HEAR...,when it goes...and feel it....before hand.


Mines going lol



So is my power steering...even though several hundreds to get it replaced not long ago.



Thieving bahstads.
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My personal experience?


No man goes once to the auto store...


There is always a second trip.

No matter how good they are.




Just saying.


Something I enevtibaly won't fit...right.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


I have always had them deliver...I'm not an errand boy..
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


After 40 years in the industry is still going strong I speak as a king
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Activate the trunk monkey.

Oh, you said a pickup truck. Never mind.

Put a generator in the bed of the truck and use it to run a battery charger. :) You can pretend you have a Tesla. :)
 Quoting: JustmeTX


Dude, that's genius. GLP award

banana2
1. “You can’t fire a cannon, from a canoe!”
2. “Strength is gained in the range it is trained.”
3. “If it doesn’t swim, run, or fly, or isn’t green and grow in the ground, don’t eat it.”
4. “Know that you have complete control over what you put in your mouth. No one ever ate anything by accident.”
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An Uber ride is much cheaper than a tow truck.
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Towing is free. Plus I want them to give me 2nd opinion on my diagnosis
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While running, place volt meter set to 20 vdc. Across battery terminals. Should display 14 vdc +_ a .5vdc. If so alternator charging. If below 12vdc not charging.
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drive there during the day wont use as much battery
test alt with voltmeter on battery
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Yes we all came to the conclusion. This is chapter 2, Brief and the Idiot show.
 Quoting: Florida Man


Who you calling an idiot asshole I'm trying to help you out
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Then respect the professional, sit in the backseat, and be quiet...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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My personal experience?


No man goes once to the auto store...


There is always a second trip.

No matter how good they are.




Just saying.


Something I enevtibaly won't fit...right.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


I have always had them deliver...I'm not an errand boy..
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Pride cometh before a fall..Sir.
Sledgehammer-Rihanna.
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I have always had them deliver...I'm not an errand boy..
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


After 40 years in the industry is still going strong I speak as a king
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


Then you wasted a lot of years being wrong...You should have been told to stop after the first year...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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Re: Any mechanics online tonight?
Activate the trunk monkey.

Oh, you said a pickup truck. Never mind.

Put a generator in the bed of the truck and use it to run a battery charger. :) You can pretend you have a Tesla. :)
 Quoting: JustmeTX


Dude, that's genius. GLP award

banana2
 Quoting: Florida Man


Or you could put a generator in your Tesla and feel like you're driving a old Dodge
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Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


After 40 years in the industry is still going strong I speak as and you please fixed a king
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


Then you wasted a lot of years being wrong...You should have been told to stop after the first year...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You need to be squished and you
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I have always had them deliver...I'm not an errand boy..
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


After 40 years in the industry is still going strong I speak as a king
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


If you are so good, then why are you still working? Make minimum wage for 40 years??
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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drive there during the day wont use as much battery
test alt with voltmeter on battery
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Yes we all came to the conclusion. This is chapter 2, Brief and the Idiot show.
 Quoting: Florida Man


Who you calling an idiot asshole I'm trying to help you out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


Then respect the professional, sit in the backseat, and be quiet...
 Quoting: BRIEF


That's my line.




Lol
Sledgehammer-Rihanna.
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drive there during the day wont use as much battery
test alt with voltmeter on battery
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79126914


Yes we all came to the conclusion. This is chapter 2, Brief and the Idiot show.
 Quoting: Florida Man


Who you calling an idiot asshole I'm trying to help you out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


Then respect the professional, sit in the backseat, and be quiet...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Don't speak to your elders like that you ungrateful bitch
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I have always had them deliver...I'm not an errand boy..
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Pride cometh before a fall..Sir.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


I don't work on cars anymore, pray tell, how would I have to make trips to the parts store?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


After 40 years in the industry is still going strong I speak as a king
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


If you are so good, then why are you still working? Make minimum wage for 40 years??
 Quoting: BRIEF


CEO
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Yes we all came to the conclusion. This is chapter 2, Brief and the Idiot show.
 Quoting: Florida Man


Who you calling an idiot asshole I'm trying to help you out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


Then respect the professional, sit in the backseat, and be quiet...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Don't speak to your elders like that you ungrateful bitch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


I speak to anyone that way, whose intellect is dwarfed by my own...Especially when they attempt to correct me or discount my knowledge. old stubborn fool...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


After 40 years in the industry is still going strong I speak as a king
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


If you are so good, then why are you still working? Make minimum wage for 40 years??
 Quoting: BRIEF


CEO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83915321


CEO of Bob's gas station?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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1999 Chevrolet k1500 350
Needs an alternator. How far can I drive it? Need to go about 10 miles round trip to auto parts. Fully charging battery tonight.

Why would the A/c go out at same time? Belt is on and was replaced earlier this year.
 Quoting: Florida Man


There’s a good chance you’re right and it could be worn brushes or bad diodes in the alternator but do all the preliminary checks first. Did your dash light come on? Check your serpentine belt. Check your fuses and relays. Inspect your wiring. If you have a multimeter check the output on your alternator. See if it fluctuates. You can lightly tap on the alternator while charging to see if it causes fluctuations. Another poster was correct that if you don’t have enough voltage it won’t activate the AC. Sometimes an Auto parts store will tell you the Alternator tests fine but the Alternator is actually faulty. If it’s brushes the problem could be intermittent and cause a faulty test at the parts store. Drive it at your own risk but don’t use any accessories and keep your RPM’s up when you stop. You may need to charge it again at the parts store. You might as well have them load test your battery if they charge it. Good luck!
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How do you know it's the alternator have you tested the volts at the battery when it is running and when it is not?
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That one is easy--just remove a battery cable and see if it does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80688984


*see if it dies
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No. Test the battery properly. Use a multimeter set to Volts..if it is charging properly you should see over 14 volts at the battery when running and a stable 12 1/2 volts when not running.
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This
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Celebrity mechanic here, you should immediately check the air pressure in your right hand front tire.

Inflate it to 85 psi and you’ll make it…
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Celebrity mechanic here, you should immediately check the air pressure in your right hand front tire.

Inflate it to 85 psi and you’ll make it…
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Don’t forget the blinker fluid
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1999 Chevrolet k1500 350
Needs an alternator. How far can I drive it? Need to go about 10 miles round trip to auto parts. Fully charging battery tonight.

Why would the A/c go out at same time? Belt is on and was replaced earlier this year.
 Quoting: Florida Man


There’s a good chance you’re right and it could be worn brushes or bad diodes in the alternator but do all the preliminary checks first. Did your dash light come on? Check your serpentine belt. Check your fuses and relays. Inspect your wiring. If you have a multimeter check the output on your alternator. See if it fluctuates. You can lightly tap on the alternator while charging to see if it causes fluctuations. Another poster was correct that if you don’t have enough voltage it won’t activate the AC. Sometimes an Auto parts store will tell you the Alternator tests fine but the Alternator is actually faulty. If it’s brushes the problem could be intermittent and cause a faulty test at the parts store. Drive it at your own risk but don’t use any accessories and keep your RPM’s up when you stop. You may need to charge it again at the parts store. You might as well have them load test your battery if they charge it. Good luck!
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Also, they bench test alternators at the parts store so you’d have to pull it off and get a ride anyway.
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Not yet.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Pride cometh before a fall..Sir.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


I don't work on cars anymore, pray tell, how would I have to make trips to the parts store?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Even the best of men...need a ride at times.



And it's usually more difficult to get one....when you are accustomed....to always having one.


Having the world at your disposal...


Can turn on you.
Sledgehammer-Rihanna.
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How do you know it's the alternator have you tested the volts at the battery when it is running and when it is not?
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That one is easy--just remove a battery cable and see if it does.
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That's just all sorts of incorrect. Wut?
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No: if the alternator is putting out enough d.c.to charge the battery it's enough to run the computer, fuelpump/injectors and ignition.if you disconnect the positive terminal (after starting) and the vehicle dies...the alternator is not putting out.
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After 26 years and retired from the industry, I think I can say for certain...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Pride cometh before a fall..Sir.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


I don't work on cars anymore, pray tell, how would I have to make trips to the parts store?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Even the best of men...need a ride at times.



And it's usually more difficult to get one....when you are accustomed....to always having one.


Having the world at your disposal...


Can turn on you.
 Quoting: Ultra Cherry.


If I should happen to break down, I'd just call the wrecker service I have used for over two decades...and they would drop the car off to another shop I had an account with, as I did all of their converters and any exhaust they couldn't do...and then they'd take me home...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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