Uncle Intel: 72-hour warning. Any last-minute preps get them done.

My tomatoes REFUSE to come inside anymore
My kids no longer will let me shave them
My wife will no longer wear the wonderful tin foil hat I made for her
My dog runs away from me when he sees me ... I have shaved him so many times he wants nothing to do with me anymore.

I keep telling my family "TWO MORE WEEKS" but they don't believe me anymore

HELP ... how do I get my family to leave the city with me, AGAIN (for the 46th time)?

I'm sorry, but I need two weeks.

I did and I'm happy for doing it.

Can u b more specific?

Looks like a slow trainwreck going on.

Muslims?

The african american dog barks at midnight!!

Wow...

Turkey invades Syria (again) with a larger army and hits Syrian Government troops.

Uncle Intel might have called it.

I’m going with sun doom.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1559674792315322370

The fandango rangers have already saved us.

Something really IS going on with the sun.

THE COWS ARE DYING

Repeat

THE COWS ARE DYING

Same reaction here, too many times they cried wolf. Can't get hubby to prep he's saying "they'll kill us for our food anyway".

I feel so betrayed by trump and his crew and the q anon crowd, plain depressed and disillusioned.

I only listen to 72 hour warnings from Frankie McDonald