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South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella

 
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Final destination s*** right there,
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What ur cleaning up your own mess like Biden least Elon parents will be proud of him
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your post make no sense.
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
She and information on Hilary Clinton.
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
sounds like a First World problem
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
I'm pretty sure it was a Florida woman on vacation in South Carolina.

At the very least, the owner of the umbrella was the Florida woman.

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I'm pretty sure it was a Florida woman on vacation in South Carolina.

At the very least, the owner of the umbrella was the Florida woman.

:jay:
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Is anybody getting charged?

2nd degree... (?)

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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Happened here in Virginia Beach a couple years ago. This woman took a gut shot from the unbrella.

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Final destination s*** right there,
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What ur cleaning up your own mess like Biden least Elon parents will be proud of him
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your post make no sense.
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Get used to it.
English is becoming a lost art.
Like rational thought.
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We also have a plethora of 12 year olds posting here, using their public-school “education” to the very limit of their abilities.

School starts again in a couple of weeks, thankfully.
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
I'm pretty sure it was a Florida woman on vacation in South Carolina.

At the very least, the owner of the umbrella was the Florida woman.

:jay:
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why would someone from Florida go on vacation to South Carolina?

That is fucked up.
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What ur cleaning up your own mess like Biden least Elon parents will be proud of him
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your post make no sense.
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Get used to it.
English is becoming a lost art.
Like rational thought.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37604110


We also have a plethora of 12 year olds posting here, using their public-school “education” to the very limit of their abilities.

School starts again in a couple of weeks, thankfully.
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school here started yesterday
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What ur cleaning up your own mess like Biden least Elon parents will be proud of him
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your post make no sense.
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Get used to it.
English is becoming a lost art.
Like rational thought.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37604110


We also have a plethora of 12 year olds posting here, using their public-school “education” to the very limit of their abilities.

School starts again in a couple of weeks, thankfully.
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Unfortunately true.
The 12 year old part, not the school restarting part.
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
I’m definitely not a fan of more regulations, but who’s idea was it anyway to make the top of these umbrellas pointy?? Common sense would tell anyone who gave a rat’s ass about people that something that can go flying because of the wind (I mean, come on, it’s the beach, a notoriously windy location!) should have some kind of mushroom-shaped cap on the top so as not to injure anyone. Even the bottom doesn’t need a point; it going into SAND, for crying out loud. Dig a hole for it with a little spade, put it in and backfill - done, and nobody gets hurt if it gets loose.

People really don’t care about each other. That’s why there are so many regulations now, as thoughtlessness and stupidity rules the day. At one time, you used to be able to have a nice fire on the beach, but so many people left hot coals just under the sand for others to burn their feet on that it had to stop. Same with glass bottles, people would break them and not clean the pieces up. Every time people act without thinking, they invite big government to step in and do their thinking for them. Irresponsible behavior, born out of lack of love and concern for others, has led to most of the restrictions we labor under today.
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Not the top. It's the bottom that is pointy to be able to push it into the sand! A wind gust pulls the umbrella out of the ground and it goes flying.

I live near a beach and have never owned a beach umbrella. Just last month we were sitting on the beach when it got windy. People were desperately trying to contain their umbrellas. We watched as one young couple were trying to prevent theirs from falling over on their baby.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 08/12/2022 06:27 PM
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

Will they ban them?
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If it saves one life!!!!
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
That has happened before in Florida
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Virginia Beach, 2016
Woman impaled by flying umbrella was celebrating birthday in Virginia Beach
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Global Warming!!
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Wait ...

Bad people that kill others with a gun but the gun gets blamed. Ok

I guess the wind didn't have anything to do with this.

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Thats it WE MUST BAN THE WIND!!!

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Why they have to be pointy on top???
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
I see it happen every weekend, noobs coming to the beach for the first time with their new umbrella, with no anchor, stick the pole in the sand , open it and walk away, first puff of air they go flying, seen a lot of near misses

People are fairly fucking stupid
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Fairly?

The median IQ score for humanity is around 89.

Koko the gorilla scored 90.
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
I thought this was gonna be a thread about a woman that fell off the dryer.

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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Calling all inventors to design the next generation of beach umbrellas that furl in the wind.
You’ll make a fortune.
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

Will they ban them?
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alot more dangerous than black rifles
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So sad and so freakish, what a fluke
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

Will they ban them?
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Is there an experimental vaccine people can take to prevent umbrella deaths ?
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Final destination s*** right there,
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What ur cleaning up your own mess like Biden least Elon parents will be proud of him
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your post make no sense.
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Get used to it.
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Like rational thought.
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like typing s*** when its fine to type shit here and
everyone who reads s*** knows he means shit .
its all shit really .
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Solution to this problem is the Beach Bub! We have one and its the best. 40mph winds, no problem. The inventor came up with the idea just because people were getting killed by beach umbrellas.

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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Final destination s*** right there,
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Exactly
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Shade is racist anyways
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Re: South Carolina woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella
Another covid death





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