BREAKING! Trump Search Warrant Included An Ancient Alien Artifact

The Federal search warrant included "all photos,
videos, written descriptions or models of an alien
artifact which disappeared during Trump's tenure as
president.

The artifact, often referred to as the Book of Vishanti
is rumored to have the power to cross between
temporal gates, alternate universes and has the ability
to completely destroy our universe.

The Federal search warrant included "all photos,
videos, written descriptions or models of an alien
artifact which disappeared during Trump's tenure as
president.

The artifact, often referred to as the Book of Vishnti
is rumored to have the power to cross between
temporal gates, alternate universes and has the ability
to completely destroy our universe.

And you know this how?

Oh shit!

I heard he stole this too!

https://twitter.com/_/status/1557913313924743169

Story sounds stoney...
Puff puff pass cuz this story is a figment of someone's dream world

Bro there was locks of Pelosi, Biden, and the Squads hair in his cault. trump was gonna clone them and raise the clones without an abusive childhood and treat them correct to make them love America and show it really is possible to not be a corrupt sociopath