(Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!"

Ever since I lost my pockeywatch I can't be ontime for caption contests anymore and it's really putting a wild hare up my butt.


just for funsies.

Upon leaving your office Doc, down a dark rabbit hole I go without paying a membership fee.
Seeking never ending doom in a chat room called GLP.
Is there any hope for a silly rabbit like me?

O.K. everyone...11:00 P.M. EST HAS ARRIVED...

THE AWARDS PART OF THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR 8-11-2022
IS NOW CLOSED. THANKS A MILLION FOR CHEERING ME UP...
AND FOR YOUR EXCELLENT CREATIVITY!



Please do feel free to continue to post your captions
as you think of new ones!

Lots more "candy in this Pinuata!" Right?

WINNERS LIST IS COMING SHORTLY WITH THE SPONSORS
NAMES ATTACHED!


The Oracle's Cookie


GREAT to get together with all of you tonight! Have a super weekend coming up!

It's nice of you to bring a refreshing light of kindness around considering I got red today for posting something to try to help out and got called a twat too. lol
Thanks for the well needed cool down thread. Fun contest!

ALL THE WINNERS AND THE SPONSORS SPONSORING ARE LISTED
ON THE LAST PAGE (PAGE 7)...

UP-GRADE CONTEST TIME AGAIN (...just because!) and
PLEASE consider throwing in an "extra UPGRADE" if you have
the dough or karma points. Just PM me and I will add it
to the title for more chances to win! Thanks! TheOracle'sCookie

NOTE:
I have had a very generous offer from GLP's "5lats" AT 4:00 PM EST....
for 3 more UPGRADES! I'm throwing in one more as well,
so 2 from yoursTRULY...that makes 5 FULL UPGRADES AND
1 TRIAL UPGRADE for the winners! Let's GET CREATIVE!!
Thanks 5lats!! YOU ROCK!
2ND NOTE:
Our adorable Paranoiaaaa will SPONSOR 2 MORE "TRIAL UPGRADES" for the contest! THANKS KIDDO! YOU ROCK!
3rd NOTE:
Glp's "NoLAAngel" has generously chipped-in another
TRIAL UPDATE WIN! That brings us to 4 Trial upgrades.
(Only difference between full and Trial upgrade is
a couple of perks like doing Private PMs.)



:FreudContest:

We had nearly 7,000 views for "Caption CONTEST
with Freud and the White Rabbit" July 4th 2018
--the most of any of the past 64 contests I've run...
--not really sure why so many--maybe everyone really liked this
picture of FREUD AND THE "WHITE RABBIT." Freud is STILL a great GLP
topic (as is the "white rabbit")--this thread really got my interest
last weekend--makes you think:
Thread: VIDEO: The Butterfly Effect: The True Sickening Story Behind Freud, the Oedipus Complex and How it Covered Up Massive Child Sex Abuse for Decades



Here are a couple of clips from "The MATRIX" movie where the TAT
of the White Rabbit brings NEO out of his secluded apartment...
into a very strange journey, indeed. (We have ALL had a couple of these
--"trips down the RABBIT HOLE" on GLP, right?)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
:FairUSE:
3 1/2 minute duration "THE MATRIX" clip with the
WHITE RABBIT--beginning of the full original movie in HD!

and (the most famous scene--THE PILL CHOICE!)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
:FairUSE:
3 minute duration. Lawrence Fishburn (as "Morpheous") with Keano Reeves
as "Neo."

If you are NEW TO CAPTION CONTESTS--the one at this link
from our recent "Mother's Day" contest is good example of how it works!)
Thread: OFFICIAL "Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend" CAPTION CONTEST! Open to midnight! Upgrade!

THIS IS OUR "AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST PICTURE TO "CAPTION"--
FREUD IS INTERVIEWING THE WHITE RABBIT (again!)

:FreudContest:


We had some great responses to the FREUD & WHITE RABBIT picture
for that 2018 contest...and I think you'll agree there is still
a great wealth of captions for it yet floating in the ether
we could create--especially with all the crazy shit going on
OVER THE PAST YEAR that any one of us might need to seek
DR. FREUD'S "TALKING THERAPY" to be able to handle!

Let's see what we can create for fun this time!

WE'LL RUN THIS CONTEST THRU TONIGHT (11 PM EST 8-11-2022!)




Recently expired GLP Member accounts also can enter...
GREEN KARMA for CURRENT GLP Members with best captions!


REMEMBER, PLEASE! You need to have a "free GLP account" already set
up for me to award you the trial membership PRIZE. Straight A.C. accounts
can't be upgraded, so click on the DONATE area at top of page that steps you
through opening a free account!

Have fun...keep it clean and this thread will be monitored.


The Oracle's Cookie

THIS IS VERY LONG...BUT WANTED EVERYONE TO BE NAMED
AND THE CAPTIONS INCLUDED AS THEY ARE SO GREAT!

WINNERS CIRCLE LIST FOR TODAY'S CAPTION CONTEST:

Full upgrade 1 of 3: 5slats
Winner #1:

Victor Vaughn (Pg. 1)


I think it was truly Rabbit season after all Doc...

https://imgur.com/jiDuuv6

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Full upgrade awarded by 5lats (2 of 3 upgrades)

Winner #2:

Base12 (page 2)

You need to quit with that "I'm all ears" joke.

Love that one! Thanks Base12! CONGRATS!

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Full upgrade awarded by 5lats (3of 3)
Winner #4:
LooseRooster (page 6)


Rabbit: When I was little I was told if I dig a hole deep enough
I would reach China. Is that why I feel such a connection to China?

Doc: No, it's probably because you are the speaker of the house
with access to all government secrets and your family's stock portfolio.
This and your the speaker of the house with access to all government secrets!
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Trial upgrade #1 from GLP's PARANOIAAAAA
Winner #6:

A Jackson (*Page 4)


I don’t know, Doc. Every spring it’s the same thing.
———-
I think I’m OCD. I’m always multiplying, never division or square roots.
———-
…then Alec points the gun at me and I wake up in a sweat. What’s it mean?

Fun captions! Congrats A Jackson!

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Trial upgrade #2 from GLP's PARANOIAAA
Winner #7:
7he4ryan (page 4))


Well, doctor, I was approached by this black guy selling red and blue pills,
after that there were tunnels, and machine monsters with tentacles, and
electrodes attached to my brain.

I told him I didn't use pills when someone vaccinated me from behind with a needle.

Funny! thanks 7he4ryan
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​
TRIAL UPGRADE #3 BY GLP'S "NoLAangel"

Winner #8:
Giselle22 (Page 4)


[link to imgur.com (secure)]

sent pm 10;45 PM EST 8-11-2022

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​

Trial upgrade #4 from The Oracle's Cookie

Winner #9
LTHN


Freud: “ this stuffed rabbit is a great help to work out my theories.”

Good job..."stuffed Rabbit!" That's funny!

The Oracle's Cookie

All the winners should see their awards (a gold star
for full up-grade, a silver star for Trial upgrade)
by tomorrow a.m. 8-12-2022!

THANKS EVERYONE! It was great fun hosting your contest
today. Really cheered me up!


The Oracle's Cookie

Congrats All!



...And for my pick, Giselle22 you've been upgraded.

Not anymore you don't!

ALL THE WINNERS AND THE SPONSORS SPONSORING ARE LISTED
ON THE LAST PAGE (PAGE 7)...

UP-GRADE CONTEST TIME AGAIN (...just because!) and
PLEASE consider throwing in an "extra UPGRADE" if you have
the dough or karma points. Just PM me and I will add it
to the title for more chances to win! Thanks! TheOracle'sCookie

NOTE:
I have had a very generous offer from GLP's "5lats" AT 4:00 PM EST....
for 3 more UPGRADES! I'm throwing in one more as well,
so 2 from yoursTRULY...that makes 5 FULL UPGRADES AND
1 TRIAL UPGRADE for the winners! Let's GET CREATIVE!!
Thanks 5lats!! YOU ROCK!
2ND NOTE:
Our adorable Paranoiaaaa will SPONSOR 2 MORE "TRIAL UPGRADES" for the contest! THANKS KIDDO! YOU ROCK!
3rd NOTE:
Glp's "NoLAAngel" has generously chipped-in another
TRIAL UPDATE WIN! That brings us to 4 Trial upgrades.
(Only difference between full and Trial upgrade is
a couple of perks like doing Private PMs.)





We had nearly 7,000 views for "Caption CONTEST
with Freud and the White Rabbit" July 4th 2018
--the most of any of the past 64 contests I've run...
--not really sure why so many--maybe everyone really liked this
picture of FREUD AND THE "WHITE RABBIT." Freud is STILL a great GLP
topic (as is the "white rabbit")--this thread really got my interest
last weekend--makes you think:
Thread: VIDEO: The Butterfly Effect: The True Sickening Story Behind Freud, the Oedipus Complex and How it Covered Up Massive Child Sex Abuse for Decades



Here are a couple of clips from "The MATRIX" movie where the TAT
of the White Rabbit brings NEO out of his secluded apartment...
into a very strange journey, indeed. (We have ALL had a couple of these
--"trips down the RABBIT HOLE" on GLP, right?)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]

3 1/2 minute duration "THE MATRIX" clip with the
WHITE RABBIT--beginning of the full original movie in HD!

and (the most famous scene--THE PILL CHOICE!)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]

3 minute duration. Lawrence Fishburn (as "Morpheous") with Keano Reeves
as "Neo."

If you are NEW TO CAPTION CONTESTS--the one at this link
from our recent "Mother's Day" contest is good example of how it works!)
Thread: OFFICIAL "Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend" CAPTION CONTEST! Open to midnight! Upgrade!

THIS IS OUR "AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST PICTURE TO "CAPTION"--
FREUD IS INTERVIEWING THE WHITE RABBIT (again!)




We had some great responses to the FREUD & WHITE RABBIT picture
for that 2018 contest...and I think you'll agree there is still
a great wealth of captions for it yet floating in the ether
we could create--especially with all the crazy shit going on
OVER THE PAST YEAR that any one of us might need to seek
DR. FREUD'S "TALKING THERAPY" to be able to handle!

Let's see what we can create for fun this time!

WE'LL RUN THIS CONTEST THRU TONIGHT (11 PM EST 8-11-2022!)




Recently expired GLP Member accounts also can enter...
GREEN KARMA for CURRENT GLP Members with best captions!


REMEMBER, PLEASE! You need to have a "free GLP account" already set
up for me to award you the trial membership PRIZE. Straight A.C. accounts
can't be upgraded, so click on the DONATE area at top of page that steps you
through opening a free account!

Have fun...keep it clean and this thread will be monitored.


The Oracle's Cookie

The fucking tortoise doc, he plagues my dreams, living rent free in my head

Frank, tell me more about this Donnie Darko fella you see…

Not anymore you don't!

OH WOW! That's cool! I didn't even know that could be done. Thanks!!!

“All I remember is the beagles barking, after the man in the white coat came and said, ‘Dr. Fauci is ready for you now….”

When did things change you ask?

When I fell down that damn hole doc and saw the most amazing and beautiful Hall of Bulls..

https://imgur.com/MrcAjN7

On 12 September 1940, Robot owned by 18-year-old Marcel Ravidat chased a rabbit into a hole near the entrance to the Lascaux Cave.

Lascaux Cave
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

I was finally able to log in lol

When did things change you ask?

When I fell down that damn hole doc and saw the most amazing and beautiful Hall of Bulls..

https://imgur.com/MrcAjN7

On 12 September 1940, Robot owned by 18-year-old Marcel Ravidat chased a rabbit into a hole near the entrance to the Lascaux Cave.

Lascaux Cave
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

strange isn't it ?
the trial upgrade was to last till Sept 11 2022
but lasted only 1 day

strange isn't it ?
the trial upgrade was to last till Sept 11 2022
but lasted only 1 day