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A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.

 
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I don't trust monkeys
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At least not at Wendy's
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
Enjoy all that lice pal..
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
....and THATS how we get monkeypox... LOL
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
Excellent. Now I know what to do with an onion if I ever wake up naked in the middle of a tropical forest full of bugs, again.
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I just realized that GLP is seeing me as an American when I in fact a Canadian sitting in front on my PC in Canada.

But I guess if I break an American law I cant be targeted easier.

I'm bringing in my tomato plants. fuck you A1 smelling and brianless morans.
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I don't trust monkeys
 Quoting: Anonymous 45519371


Me either. Nasty vicious little critters. They turn violent quickly. And can do a lot of damage quickly, much like our wonderful afro Boobises.
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
Onion Shortage Among Chimps Caused By White Man's Onion Hoarding.
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I don't trust monkeys
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Me either. Nasty vicious little critters. They turn violent quickly. And can do a lot of damage quickly, much like our wonderful afro Boobises.
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I don't trust monkeys
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Me either. Nasty vicious little critters. They turn violent quickly. And can do a lot of damage quickly, much like our wonderful afro Boobises.
 Quoting: sad pony


Monkeys are full of herpes...


Authorities are urging an intruder who broke into a monkey enclosure in Tasmania to seek medical attention as they may have been exposed to a “potentially fatal” herpes virus.
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I don't trust monkeys
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Don't rub onions on your balls and you won't have to worry about teh pox if there are any escaped monkeys around.
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


omg I can't brief
what, no bananas?
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
He better hope none of them has fleas. rockon
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Lol, almost choked. Funny
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I don't trust monkeys
 Quoting: Anonymous 45519371


Why not?

https://imgur.com/a/6e8KlIT

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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I'm glad they didn't suck his eyeballs out at the end.

They can be so unpredictable.

monkey
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
He should try doing the same thing again except naked, and see what happens.
He'll be screaming in terror as they tear off his genitals and eat them and spread disease.
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I'm puzzling about the behavior of the monkeys.. It's not exactly grooming.. Is it scent marking?
 Quoting: DieselTech


It's about bugs..they think it gets bugs off of them. Very curious behavior.
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


Actually onion and garlic family plant do work as bug repellents.....no sure if its learned or taught behavior, I tend towards taught cuz the way they sit in the guy's lap while rubbing the onion on themselves....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79044425


This is how humans who paid attention learned medicine... from the animals knowledge of medicines...

Gorillas actually know which leaves to eat to cure parasites in their guts. They (human observers) are rediscovering that they have medicinal awareness because they eat this only when they need it and they know just how many leaves to eat to cure vs eat as a meal (which they don't)... and some of the medicines can and will cause over dose... yet they know just how much to eat.

Now... they are suffering in certain areas because humans cut down their medicines... for homes.
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
Imagine what would happen if he brought a whole sack of onions. banana2
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
So, here's a retard catching 'Monkey Pox'.....LOLOLOL


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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I don't trust monkeys
 Quoting: Anonymous 45519371


I don't either.

I'd rather hunt them with a cheetah at my side.
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.

 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts

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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I don't trust monkeys
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Chimps are the violent ones
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I'm puzzling about the behavior of the monkeys.. It's not exactly grooming.. Is it scent marking?
 Quoting: DieselTech


what are you doing ? scent marking? are you some kind of insect?
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I'm puzzling about the behavior of the monkeys.. It's not exactly grooming.. Is it scent marking?
 Quoting: DieselTech


what are you doing ? scent marking? are you some kind of insect?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84000957


Wtf..don't talk like that..

Yeah.. scents are a thing in mammals!
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
Okay, that was FUNNY and made me laugh!!!

I needed that and GREEN for you my friend...

Shalom...
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
I'm glad they didn't suck his eyeballs out at the end.

They can be so unpredictable.

monkey
 Quoting: Not Myself


LOL...

I have seen that before, but it NEVER gets old.

Stealing it for later!!!
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
He better hope none of them has fleas. rockon
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brah.. they all scratchin' like crazy?
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There's a trippy 5 minute version out there too.
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


red_heart
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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
Awe heck you guyes

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Re: A man with an onion on a bench with some monkeys.
Shooting monkeys with no bag limit.

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