Naked Florida Man Does Push-Ups After Attempted Robbery At Gas Station

amphetamine/cocain??

bad choice making plus excess energy

okay probably just over did steroids

WOW, do you see him snap out of it when he bends down to pick up his glasses?
it’s like he realized he is naked and starts to cringe, goes back to the car and surrenders.
THAT is very interesting.

I thought Florida Man was white?

microwave can turn anybody into a schizo.another airforce victim.

bath salts or PCP. take your pick.

Dude just wants a crazy check.

White as copy paper. Can do more than three push-ups also.

I can think of better things to do than laying naked and face down on 130 degree asphalt

He did a couple one handed , i was impressed

I've never done bath salts or any drugs at all but there's been a couple times in recent years, where I couldn't stand clothes at all and strip naked. I have low grade fevers and catch infections easily and some bug I repeat caught circa 2018 and again circa 2019 and I ended up peeling my clothes off (and I hate being naked) but I couldn't stand the clothes.

I don't think it relates to being hot or perhaps internal heat cos I won't strip during a heat wave. Anyone know what bug forces you to do that? (I was home, alone!) I remember having diarrhea both times, sick to my stomach, it came out both ways.

The answer is obvious. He was having a hard time figuring out what to wear.

Interesting work-out routine.

Last Edited by GatorMclosky on 08/12/2022 12:45 AM

Washday tomorrow - nothing clean right?