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Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...

 
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I literally avoid trying to get laid because it's too easy and gets out of hand rather quickly.

A few years ago I put myself out there for a few months and it was nothing but trouble.

Sure, it was fun, but feels disgusting.

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Have you seen the rates of Lesbianism at Universities?

It's like 1 in 2

Lord Rockefeller's depopulation plan is working
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These men whining about no dates look like a wilderbeast and share pics of them in sunglasses on social media.

Uhh cleanyoself mofo if you expect a date.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79460732


I stay fit but really don't give a flying f about my appearance. I trim my beard, the hair on my chest reminds me of a lion, it forms a very symmetrical pattern and the hair never really grows it just stays looking awesome.

I don't want to date whores anymore, honestly if I die single and alone I might even be fine with that. If i'm unable to find a woman who hasn't had a million penises inside her well I guess the world is just doomed to not have by dna in it anymore. Your loss. Whores can go find crime monkey drug dealer for all I care.
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83998525


Doesn't matter how ugly or disgusting a man is if he's got a lot of money. That's all 90% of women care about.

I've seen this first hand. I know a really ugly man, ugly troll face, super flabby and out of shape, pretty much disgusting to look at. Not a great personality either. He's also a millionaire (I'm guessing 20 to 50 million range). He's got all kind of women after him. Good looking one's too. As soon as they find out he's loaded, they throw themselves at him.
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83998525



Didn't you get enough answers in these 2 other threads?

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Thread: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
 Quoting: Shadow SNR


I've heard you have a hot blonde hair blue eyed wife
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84001018


He does but she loves black men and goes into Detroit every weekend to cheat on him with a black man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81965549


:bait:


Nice try blue haired incel. lmao
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Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83998525


First I trim my gray pubes

Then I slowly undress and do a sexy strip tease to entice all the young girls.

I give them hundred dollar bills to stuff in my black leather codpiece. It never gets hard even with viagra but they love it.

When we get naked I look in the mirror above my bed so I can watch my shriveled up wrinkled balls pounding against supple ass and
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Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83998525


First I trim my gray pubes

Then I slowly undress and do a sexy strip tease to entice all the young girls.

I give them hundred dollar bills to stuff in my black leather codpiece. It never gets hard even with viagra but they love it.

When we get naked I look in the mirror above my bed so I can watch my shriveled up wrinkled balls pounding against supple ass and
..
 Quoting: Trashy Grampy 80493830


When I'm done I take them back to their trailer in a limo with a bucket of KFC
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
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That is a good point, saggy tits
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These men whining about no dates look like a wilderbeast and share pics of them in sunglasses on social media.

Uhh cleanyoself mofo if you expect a date.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79460732


I stay fit but really don't give a flying f about my appearance. I trim my beard, the hair on my chest reminds me of a lion, it forms a very symmetrical pattern and the hair never really grows it just stays looking awesome.

I don't want to date whores anymore, honestly if I die single and alone I might even be fine with that. If i'm unable to find a woman who hasn't had a million penises inside her well I guess the world is just doomed to not have by dna in it anymore. Your loss. Whores can go find crime monkey drug dealer for all I care.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76311070


clappahesright

Now, that is power. If you have to have pussy there are classy pros. If you do not need them, good for you. There is no shame in your game. They cannot handle an indifferent straight male. They will demean, but nowadays it means nothing.
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I stay fit... and... look... awesome.
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It's funny how you are so obsessed with Shadow SNR. Are you a gay male? Or just a man larping as a woman?

It's sad, how pathetic your life is ,trolling GLP day in and day out because you have nothing else in your life that is worthwhile.
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It's funny how you are so obsessed with Shadow SNR. Are you a gay male? Or just a man larping as a woman?

It's sad, how pathetic your life is ,trolling GLP day in and day out because you have nothing else in your life that is worthwhile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80627501


What happened now? My favorite butthurt backstabbed stalker starting more shit again and I missed it?
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How did you know that I have a rash on my balls?

Are you a peeping Tom?
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Do you reciprocate the effort it takes to be in a true emotionally, mentally, physically, maybe spiritually partnership? Or are you all take and not give?
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It's funny how you are so obsessed with Shadow SNR. Are you a gay male? Or just a man larping as a woman?

It's sad, how pathetic your life is ,trolling GLP day in and day out because you have nothing else in your life that is worthwhile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80627501


Only gay men would larp as a woman.
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Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83998525


https://imgur.com/a/A8ieiyK
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I’d do me.






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I literally avoid trying to get laid because it's too easy and gets out of hand rather quickly.

A few years ago I put myself out there for a few months and it was nothing but trouble.

Sure, it was fun, but feels disgusting.
 Quoting: BFD


Careful what you wish for.
There is no nobility in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self. ~ Ernest Hemingway
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83998525


https://imgur.com/a/A8ieiyK

 Quoting: GatorMclosky


you will get banned posting pictures of cherries/wrangler.

just a heads up
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
If y'all lost 80 lbs we wouldn't be having this conversation. Amirite or amirite?
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
It's not exactly a fair game.

If only men could get facials, makeup, make over, pedis, new hair.

After 40? She's hit a new prime, the men are beginning to slow down. I still have my erctn but ya know, some men start to lose it....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80650036


IF you take care of yourself, eat good, and workout regularly, you can have a much higher SMV than women well into your later years.
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
I'm not going to read through all the pages of retarded GLP member replies. I simply want to say, on point OP and 5*
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
A joke I just saw.



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I’d do me.

All the time
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Isn't that what Buffalo Bill says in Silence of the Lambs?

Start at 2:07.

*** Note: A paper bag has replaced Buffalo Bill for this scene. I think I like this version better.

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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
Why this thread? who or what are you trying to accomplish or control, does body shaming another help you in some way OP?
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
Would you want to get naked and have sex with you if you were a woman?

It's all very well griping about how you can't get any, but be realistic about it.

When you see your butt-naked ass in the mirror, are you thinking 'yeah, alright!'?

Or do you avoid the mirror other than when you're trying to see the rash on your balls?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83998525



Didn't you get enough answers in these 2 other threads?

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Thread: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
 Quoting: Shadow SNR


I've heard you have a hot blonde hair blue eyed wife
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84001018


:ura_idiot:
 Quoting: Shadow SNR


Oh shit.. chuckle
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
OP sounds like an incel.
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Re: Before you bitch about not getting laid (and blame women), answer this simple question...
tell us more about your self.
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I think he likes to play with himself.





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