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Moving out of my parents' home at 33. I'm mentally still 21.

 
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Moving out of my parents' home at 33. I'm mentally still 21.
Long story short I wasted away most of my 20s playing video games and otherwise just being a little recluse baby who had everything given to him by his parents. My mother was the definition of a 'helicopter parent,' super overprotective and never really allowed me much freedom with anything.

Never had to even have a real job, until recently. And I'm moving out next month. These days when I have off from work, I just feel a disgust in my stomach being in the presence of my mother because I've developed a completely different persona at work that mismatches with what she knows.

On a related note, I suddenly feel the need to make the next 3 years of my life ultra-degenerate to make up for the degeneracy I missed out on during my 20s. I only had sex once, I never really partied or went to bars, and my experience with drugs is minimal.

I will concede that the Matrix and Normies won out in the end. Yes, they put this into my mind enough to where I am seriously beginning to experience FOMO for not doing what Normies do during their "youth," and even though I'm 33 I get mistaken for 22-27 all the time (never got a guess higher than that), so I think I owe it to myself to be extremely degenerate with drugs, sex and alcohol in the next few years before I tap into whatever other fake-persona someone in their mid-late 30s has, "I found God after wasting my life away with drugs, sex and alcohol."
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Cocaine
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Good luck!
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Cocaine
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and hookers
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Re: Moving out of my parents' home at 33. I'm mentally still 21.
Long story short I wasted away most of my 20s playing video games and otherwise just being a little recluse baby who had everything given to him by his parents. My mother was the definition of a 'helicopter parent,' super overprotective and never really allowed me much freedom with anything.

Never had to even have a real job, until recently. And I'm moving out next month. These days when I have off from work, I just feel a disgust in my stomach being in the presence of my mother because I've developed a completely different persona at work that mismatches with what she knows.

On a related note, I suddenly feel the need to make the next 3 years of my life ultra-degenerate to make up for the degeneracy I missed out on during my 20s. I only had sex once, I never really partied or went to bars, and my experience with drugs is minimal.

I will concede that the Matrix and Normies won out in the end. Yes, they put this into my mind enough to where I am seriously beginning to experience FOMO for not doing what Normies do during their "youth," and even though I'm 33 I get mistaken for 22-27 all the time (never got a guess higher than that), so I think I owe it to myself to be extremely degenerate with drugs, sex and alcohol in the next few years before I tap into whatever other fake-persona someone in their mid-late 30s has, "I found God after wasting my life away with drugs, sex and alcohol."
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You will come running back to mommy within 4 months or injure yourself for life If you walk down the path of extreme degeneracy. You may even acquire a new Pronoun.
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Long story short I wasted away most of my 20s playing video games and otherwise just being a little recluse baby who had everything given to him by his parents. My mother was the definition of a 'helicopter parent,' super overprotective and never really allowed me much freedom with anything.

Never had to even have a real job, until recently. And I'm moving out next month. These days when I have off from work, I just feel a disgust in my stomach being in the presence of my mother because I've developed a completely different persona at work that mismatches with what she knows.

On a related note, I suddenly feel the need to make the next 3 years of my life ultra-degenerate to make up for the degeneracy I missed out on during my 20s. I only had sex once, I never really partied or went to bars, and my experience with drugs is minimal.

I will concede that the Matrix and Normies won out in the end. Yes, they put this into my mind enough to where I am seriously beginning to experience FOMO for not doing what Normies do during their "youth," and even though I'm 33 I get mistaken for 22-27 all the time (never got a guess higher than that), so I think I owe it to myself to be extremely degenerate with drugs, sex and alcohol in the next few years before I tap into whatever other fake-persona someone in their mid-late 30s has, "I found God after wasting my life away with drugs, sex and alcohol."
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Just be Careful, and Remember to Love your Parents.
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larp

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sounds like fun, good luck.
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3. “If it doesn’t swim, run, or fly, or isn’t green and grow in the ground, don’t eat it.”
4. “Know that you have complete control over what you put in your mouth. No one ever ate anything by accident.”
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Long story short I wasted away most of my 20s playing video games and otherwise just being a little recluse baby who had everything given to him by his parents. My mother was the definition of a 'helicopter parent,' super overprotective and never really allowed me much freedom with anything.

Never had to even have a real job, until recently. And I'm moving out next month. These days when I have off from work, I just feel a disgust in my stomach being in the presence of my mother because I've developed a completely different persona at work that mismatches with what she knows.

On a related note, I suddenly feel the need to make the next 3 years of my life ultra-degenerate to make up for the degeneracy I missed out on during my 20s. I only had sex once, I never really partied or went to bars, and my experience with drugs is minimal.

I will concede that the Matrix and Normies won out in the end. Yes, they put this into my mind enough to where I am seriously beginning to experience FOMO for not doing what Normies do during their "youth," and even though I'm 33 I get mistaken for 22-27 all the time (never got a guess higher than that), so I think I owe it to myself to be extremely degenerate with drugs, sex and alcohol in the next few years before I tap into whatever other fake-persona someone in their mid-late 30s has, "I found God after wasting my life away with drugs, sex and alcohol."
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Dude, you still need to grow the fuck up - this is the ramblings of a teenager.

Just get a fucking job and switch off your fucking games.
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Was out of the house by 16.
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Re: Moving out of my parents' home at 33. I'm mentally still 21.
I'm 63 a Pothead and still live in moms basement

Everybody said Pot would ruin my life but they were wrong

Im in the top 100 in the nation on Battle storm 3 on the internet.
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What does FOMO mean?

Sorry, but I guess I'm old now because I don't translate these things very well.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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What does FOMO mean?

Sorry, but I guess I'm old now because I don't translate these things very well.
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Fear Of Missing Out
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I'm 63 a Pothead and still live in moms basement

Everybody said Pot would ruin my life but they were wrong

Im in the top 100 in the nation on Battle storm 3 on the internet.
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at least you won't breed
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What does FOMO mean?

Sorry, but I guess I'm old now because I don't translate these things very well.
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Fear Of Missing Out
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Ooooooooooh! Now I feel dumb LOL
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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You FOMO on permanant STDs?

Just say no.
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What does FOMO mean?

Sorry, but I guess I'm old now because I don't translate these things very well.
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Fear Of Missing Out
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Ooooooooooh! Now I feel dumb LOL
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I learned it from my kids when they were in their late teens - otherwise I wouldn't even know the phrase existed.
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I'm 63 a Pothead and still live in moms basement

Everybody said Pot would ruin my life but they were wrong

Im in the top 100 in the nation on Battle storm 3 on the internet.
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at least you won't breed
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I have 23 kids by different mamams
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I'm 63 a Pothead and still live in moms basement

Everybody said Pot would ruin my life but they were wrong

Im in the top 100 in the nation on Battle storm 3 on the internet.
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Well Played Sir.clappa
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I’m 18 till I die.
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Re: Moving out of my parents' home at 33. I'm mentally still 21.
Long story short I wasted away most of my 20s playing video games and otherwise just being a little recluse baby who had everything given to him by his parents. My mother was the definition of a 'helicopter parent,' super overprotective and never really allowed me much freedom with anything.

Never had to even have a real job, until recently. And I'm moving out next month. These days when I have off from work, I just feel a disgust in my stomach being in the presence of my mother because I've developed a completely different persona at work that mismatches with what she knows.

On a related note, I suddenly feel the need to make the next 3 years of my life ultra-degenerate to make up for the degeneracy I missed out on during my 20s. I only had sex once, I never really partied or went to bars, and my experience with drugs is minimal.

I will concede that the Matrix and Normies won out in the end. Yes, they put this into my mind enough to where I am seriously beginning to experience FOMO for not doing what Normies do during their "youth," and even though I'm 33 I get mistaken for 22-27 all the time (never got a guess higher than that), so I think I owe it to myself to be extremely degenerate with drugs, sex and alcohol in the next few years before I tap into whatever other fake-persona someone in their mid-late 30s has, "I found God after wasting my life away with drugs, sex and alcohol."
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You wasted away your twenties on video games, so you can’t do the drugs and alcohol thing, you have to bypass that, you already had your fun. Sex is okay though. Find God after wasting your life away on video games.
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You are mentally stunted, and atrophy has set in...You can't make up for lost time...Carpe Diem!
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I'm 63 a Pothead and still live in moms basement

Everybody said Pot would ruin my life but they were wrong

Im in the top 100 in the nation on Battle storm 3 on the internet.
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How old is your mom?
I want the truth. We all deserve it.
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I'm 63 a Pothead and still live in moms basement

Everybody said Pot would ruin my life but they were wrong

Im in the top 100 in the nation on Battle storm 3 on the internet.
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How old is your mom?
I want the truth. We all deserve it.
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you sound alot like my little bro in most of those things...

except,
1) he's not naiive to drug use, i was a major drug addict/drug seller/trafficker, and i always turned him on to whatever was on deck... he's tried pretty much everything (but never did them habitually like i did) (he is a pothead though)

2)our parent isn't exactly a helicopter parent, it was more like... i was the crash dummy, always going to jail/prison, addicted to hard drugs, etc but never got bailed out by the parents.. at least not begrudgingly.. My brother never got caught with anything, and is considered the baby (he's the youngest of 3).... he was arrested once at a time i got the house raided, got arrested for my drugs.. he was bailed out immediately and a lawyer hired, he got off with only a couple days in jail waiting for the lawyer to do his thing....i went to prison (no lawyer for me)

.... i dont hold a resentment about any of it, i deserved what i got for what i did.


....i do feel bad that i kind of ruined the first part of his adult life... he was just like you until recently (he got his first real adult job) (after i moved out and the free drug supply ran out)
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Get prepared mentally. You've only got a few months before you will be called upon to vote Democrat 47 times. You sir tick off all the boxes.
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