I have many suitors

I got my HEADGASKETS in the mail today and I got that motherfucking gooseneck ball out of my motherfucking truck bed , fuckme am I proud of me!

My fucking HEADGASKETS ! HEADGASKETS fuck me!

You are very welcome…

I’m a gonna use my fucking torque wrench with no shirt on god fucking dam nit !

See, virtual flowers, that's how the expensive slutty love making starts! But still keeping you at an arms length Brief, don't come crying on GLP saying I broke your heart!

Then I’m gonna put that goddam gooseneck ballhitch in the right way and fucking leave it .

Don't get one backward, it will overheat...

Please, seriously, wear a shirt please...

Oh you are familiar with hot stuff...

Well… you see… then GLP is gonna blame on me for giving him your number… we don’t want to see a broken Brief …


Anyways… you guys do your thing… and be happy.

That only happened once, I learn that lesson a long time ago...I mean, braking up as a kid, with the neighborhood girls was sometimes hard...One had a pool, and another always had the house to herself, parents never home...Watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off with her, but I broke that one off...after 8 months, as a kid that's a marriage!

You can still give him my number though if he asks nicely. I think Brief wants to slip into me.

Absolutely...

I settle for nothing less.

That's so sweet, nothing can ever beat first and only love! Mine was in the 5th grade when I kissed him inside the big tractor tire, but I only loved him for 2 weeks, that's when I stopped kissing my pillow pretending it was him because he moved to Florida and I moved onto humping the pillow but whatever that's another story. So now that we are grown ups and understand monogamy is for the birds, we can say I love you whenever we want with no strings attached. It takes a very unstable person to believe we mean it. You should be proud of yourself Brief, being honest about only thinking with your dick and wallet is a huge turn on for me.

You know who we are, hose stuff?

Poor Brief…

Monogamy belongs in a perfect world, not this one...I made that mistake a long time ago too...that's why I'm going to write a series of books...An owner's manual for boys and one for girls, no other choices...and It will be a series based on life stages...All the way from reading age, to the ultimate conclusion...

No one ever gave me an owner's manual for my body and mind, because that would have been fucking genius...

Dang, OU8122 should be on this thread.
He loves the sexy time.

I guess I should have spelled out the word, divorce??

I don't mind saying I have fond memories of childhood girlfriends...None of my friends had even kissed a girl until their teens or later lol

I even got an extra headgasket , you can really stomp and load that bitch when you got an extra headgasket laying around ,

Now all I need is my guns back and to not have to do that surprise drug testing bullshit no more ...

Um, no sorry that won't work...but it's been tried many times!

She’s gonna eat you alive … but you will die happy.

So traditional in todays world lol

Yeah, I ok with that...

I've never seen this side of you Brief, you are beginning to sound romantic. I shouldn't be surprised.

I have a book in mind too but mine is contrary to popular beliefs. Why can't both be true?

I guess there's no one here old enough,
or experienced enough,

to realize that anyone with a huge Ego
is only full of pride,
and it seems cool, at the time,

but pride always comes before a fall,

always;

if we don't use the gift(s) God gives us for the good of God,

then He will leave you be,
and you'll soon find yourself empty and alone;

Life is strange and it teaches us the lessons we need
in various ways,'
but it'll teach you humility, if your lucky;

and if you don't learn,

you'll be left to learn the truth by yourself,
and good luck with that;

so leave your Ego behind,
grow up inside and learn humility,

and, as I say a lot these days,
Fight the Good Fight

live a good life,
and find a good woman and fall in love and marry her,
build a family, and look at your beautiful wife,
cherish her, and your children;

it'll be so much better than a few cheap affairs at the same time;
it'll be so much better than being a 'player';

'cause you'll have a nice wife and a beautiful life of great memories,
than having many suitors can ever give you;

believe me,

I wish I'd have married someone,
instead of going for the more and most beautiful ones,
time after time;

yeah, I had a lot of fun,
but time goes by fast,

don't let true love pass you by
love is so much better than the lust the media teaches us is cool;

Life goes fast;
Love is the best;

Good luck