I have many suitors

Hmmmm… are you single, Opie?


If so, how long have you been single?


How you got so many suitors…?


Asking for a good friend…

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Love me some good Hot Stuff…

You that old lady with cheeks like turnips?

Or that old shemale who keeps bragging about how much sex he has?

I've been single for decades, with all these choices I'd rather not pick just 1.

I like to maintain about 4-5 a month, until they realize I don't want a boyfriend then onto the next sucker.

Usually when I start the dumping process they say...

wait wait, no let me tell you something...


That's when I start reeling in most benefits.

I am not anyone that you like or follow.

*gonna watch that movie

wish i owned it.

one of the best comedies of all time, IMO

O.p is a incel man.eating day old totinos pizza
on a old milk crate using that as his gaming console.

"it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of a human heart"






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How old are you OP?

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Oh, my… being single for decades!!!


I wonder how many oceans you have crossed ….?


How do you find them … do you have any specific type of guy?


How do many make them fall for you?


Goodness… pardon me for those questions… don’t know how to be single so I prefer to say I’m married so don’t have to deal with all the Hot Stuffs …

I do admire you… personally I don’t know if I ever want to be with another man… they are all whores and cheaters, I think.

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Sophia is that you? No one but an AI would use the word "suitors" anymore.

The movie they are quoting is even better, much better. It's called Sullivan's Travels.

Opie should post a picture… would love to see if Opie is a real Hot Stuff…

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Nailed it.

My granddaddy used to call my classmates from high school suitors … lolololol

Great bait mate 8/8.

thanks for that tip...i never even heard of it.


i'll check it out.