The CIA is plotting an assassination on me.

I need you to be my witness. Please save this in case it’s scrubbed. My life may depend on you.


Description:

After hearing voices in my attic crawl space,
I used a co2 bb air pistol and shot 19 rounds
in various directions. Then I recorded…


See below caption under embedded video. There’s more if you listen. I have been targeted for 3 months. This happened 2 days after the female voice told me she was there to assassinate me.


——————-EDIT 1 EMBEDDED VIDEO——————-


EMBEDDED for the lazy idiots that don’t know how to use the volume button on their phones

Looped 6x to bypass YouTube shorts. It was forcing me to make it a short because of the video length.

Originally taken as a video file using my iPhone. I extracted and enhanced the audio. They’re whispering so you’ll need to turn your volume up.



PARTIAL CAPTION:
0:03 “Cortez…” (sniffles and coughs)
0:08 “What?”
O:09 “Aha, missed me”

Backup of video
[link to drive.google.com (secure)]

——————— EDIT 2 STRANGE FINDINGS—————-

Another submission of evidence. Today we’re going to talk about BUGS. Check out these strange findings.

https://imgur.com/JedodWr

Not only we’re all my paintings and wall hung artwork cleaned, but all of the baseboards in my home and most of my walls along with my electronics and ceiling fans miraculously completely clean one day, and I didn’t have to lift a finger.

https://imgur.com/a/IZ9FMFj

I did however notice yellow paint marks appear on many electronics and even parts in my car interior and engine! It’s worth noting that I have never had yellow paint in this house.

https://imgur.com/A7sYINJ

Last Edited by SoberLife on 08/11/2022 10:05 AM