What did the Lewis & Clark Expedition eat on their two year journey?

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Meat.

Whatever they could kill.
Each man was eating a few pounds of wild game...per day!
Possibly as much as 5 pounds (per day, per man) on occasion.

The rifles they were issued (by Thomas Jefferson)
were the top of the line for the time.
(As the AR-15/M-4 is today)
They were carrying 50 cal. Black Powder Rifles.
Lewis even had a B.B. Gun! Really!

As for fruits and vegetables...
not so much, not much at all, very, very, little.
Why not?
Because they were men, on a long camping trip, without women
(except for a young squaw they hooked-up with)
Sure, they picked a few berries if easily available.
What they wanted was BEAR MEAT.
But deer and elk were acceptable too.

Then when they got to the Columbia River.....
The bears and wild boars were no more to be found easily.
Instead they had ample salmon, plenty of salmon.
Which the men HATED!
Because they wanted MEAT!
They ate salmon for the winter...and that was about it.

Then they turned around and went home.
End of Story.

Their return to civilization was a VERY BIG DEAL!
An AMAZZING achievement
for a young United States of America
Comparable to Neil Armstrong... stepping onto-the-moon.
(I know, I know; but that's how the story goes)

And guess what happened to those men who only ate MEAT?

Do you know?

I don't know...they ALL returned home safely as HEROS!!!!

And then Lewis killed himself.
What a shitty ending to a great story.

Got milk?
Got Meat?
Beef, it's good for you.
Pig, the other white meat.
And Chicken...which actually tastes like chicken.
(Personally...I LOVE Red Sockeye Salmon)
Sardines too!

Just wanted to share a little American History with you.
Because soon, very soon....
You know what's coming don't you?
Sure, you're on GLP.

They plan on feeding us bugs.
You'll own nothing, eat bugs, and enjoy your slavery.
NO MORE MEAT!
Because animal flesh makes men STRONG, AGGRESSIVE, HEALTHY
and constantly HORNY.

Yep, eat meat and fight, fuck, hunt and fish.

Can't have that in the New World Order
Can we?


Last Edited by ThirstyMarlin! on 08/08/2022 09:40 AM