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GRAPHIC!!! Brutal hippo attack caught on camera!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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I'm calling it. This is a Mandela Effect in progress.

The morphing narrative of the last few weeks to months to label hippos as the most dangerous animal.

A fucking hippo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80943086


Dude make Hippos can be up to 10k pounds .
16 feet long and over five feet tall,
They have continuously growing canines that can reach lengths up to two feet !.
Powerful jaws , unimaginable strength , and a fierce mammalian territorial agression.
Not even A giant croc in the water wants anything to do with them they can snatch a male lion and snap it's back in one chomp .

Dude hippos have always been considered , at least by brute force measuring , the most dangerous semiaquatic / land animal .


Not really fair to compare let's say an Orca ,as this is oceanic .


Obviously poisonous animals , microbes , etc are not being considered here .
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07/25/2022 08:21 PM
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ARREST THAT THING.
IT TOTALLY INSURECTED HER WHOLE HEAD
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07/25/2022 08:23 PM
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Hmmm. I wonder why THIS video isn't blocked out with "sensitive" but when certain ethnicities perpetrate crimes (even much less graphic than this), Twatter blocks it out.
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Where all the fat people fighting over the last salisbury steak at the Golden Corral?

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Hippo's are a kind of large aggressive water pig. That little bitey bugger could get dangerous when the teeth show up, might be time to think about some boutique bacon, just sayin
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The horror!
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Hippo's are a kind of large aggressive water pig. That little bitey bugger could get dangerous when the teeth show up, might be time to think about some boutique bacon, just sayin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83914979



I wrote a children's story for my kids about Hippos taking care of their teeth. :)
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Hippo's are a kind of large aggressive water pig. That little bitey bugger could get dangerous when the teeth show up, might be time to think about some boutique bacon, just sayin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83914979


Hippo poop tail spinner.

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Love it!
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don't know why that was a double twitter. eek. Hope I don't get banned for poop porn.
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It must be euthanised!! Notice how it instinctively went for the Femoral Artery!!

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I want one
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I couldn't watch because I'm hippophobic.

And I know you all hate hippophobes, so fuck you!

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I'm calling it. This is a Mandela Effect in progress.

The morphing narrative of the last few weeks to months to label hippos as the most dangerous animal.

A fucking hippo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80943086


The baby one here is a cute and precious cinnamon roll, but the adults in the wild no far from it.

Hippos are murder incarnate. They're much faster than they look, powerful and aggressively territorial. Very few animals would ever dare mess with one.

They can hide underwater too. There's been cases of people accidentally sailing over a hippo herd who then surface, capsize the boat and murder everyone on board.

It's not even for food, they just feel like doing it to spite you. Beware the chubbies!
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Awwwwww.....good one.

I clicked expecting another wig-snatching pile-on at da porn shop.

yeahsure
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Same here chuckle

Seeing a real hippo in the thumbnail is enough for me. As a real nature boy, not one of them phony environmentalist hippies, am well aware of the brutality that occurs in nature. And hippos are nothing to fuck with.

You can find a plethora of videos on African animals fucking shit up. Not gonna lie, it's quite enjoyable to watch when you know the animal's held in captivity.
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nom, nom, nom


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Cute! Just wait until it gets to be about 2,500 pounds
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is this a thing.. eg. to have a baby hippo as a pet?
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Cute! Don't f#$%ck with hippos. They will end your life.
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Awwwwww.....good one.

I clicked expecting another wig-snatching pile-on at da porn shop.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Avenger1


Same here chuckle

Seeing a real hippo in the thumbnail is enough for me. As a real nature boy, not one of them phony environmentalist hippies, am well aware of the brutality that occurs in nature. And hippos are nothing to fuck with.

You can find a plethora of videos on African animals fucking shit up. Not gonna lie, it's quite enjoyable to watch when you know the animal's held in captivity.
 Quoting: DangerClose


They have this seductive way of luring in unsuspecting prey.

"Oh hai, Sailor."


https://imgur.com/a/ohuHIBb


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Hungry Hungry Hippos is not a game..
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What hippo attack? It just sits there while this baby gums her.
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Awwwwww.....good one.

I clicked expecting another wig-snatching pile-on at da porn shop.

yeahsure
 Quoting: Avenger1


Same here chuckle

Seeing a real hippo in the thumbnail is enough for me. As a real nature boy, not one of them phony environmentalist hippies, am well aware of the brutality that occurs in nature. And hippos are nothing to fuck with.

You can find a plethora of videos on African animals fucking shit up. Not gonna lie, it's quite enjoyable to watch when you know the animal's held in captivity.
 Quoting: DangerClose


They have this seductive way of luring in unsuspecting prey.

"Oh hai, Sailor."


https://imgur.com/a/ohuHIBb


[link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Avenger1



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is this a thing.. eg. to have a baby hippo as a pet?
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Why do you people say "thing"?

Can you not think of the word to describe what you're trying to say that you have to use "thing" as a crutch?

yeahsure
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Don't watch that, it is horrific.

Hippo darn near bit off her leg.
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Brutality, so subtle.
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So precious
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is this a thing.. eg. to have a baby hippo as a pet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80942812


Why do you people say "thing"?

Can you not think of the word to describe what you're trying to say that you have to use "thing" as a crutch?

yeahsure
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