The Witches thread

Hehe. That reminds me. Three canibals were eating a clown, and one says " Do you think this tastes funny? "

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I’ve asked that question many times. The only explanation I have found is Emotional and psychological trauma as a child.

Ordinarily, it would be sad, but his mental illness provides for endless entertainment !



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I think he was born in 1820.

Luckily my trauma stems from females preds.

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Quite likely.

And again in 1862.

And again in 1934.

And again in 1956 (that one was cut short due to a trucking accident).

….and now his current incarnation.

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My room-mate should admit it that she is a flexitarian.

She once told me that she is a Vegan. I didnt reply. She then prompted, pre-empted, to ask moi if I knew what a Vegan is. Yes, I replied, I never miss an episode of Star-Trek.

She couldn’t settle down last night because she stayed up mindlessly scrolling on her phone for no reason.

Speaking about yourself In third person is weird lol

Third person therapy session. Show us on the doll where you were hurt

She says her level of tiredness is potentially fatal.

It was Christianity wasn’t it lol

Lucky guess

And I dont want to know that her boyfriend Pees like a Race-horse.

What was Christianity? Joan of Arc?

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Three liquid ounces of Tequila each day should help with her fatigue, don’t you think?

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I would say that is efficacious. However she drinks about 5 bottles of alcohol per day already.

What hurt zov for 500, Alex?

She is probably on fentanyl, knowing what she gets up to at work, or at least knowing SOME of what she gets up to at work.

Je ne comprend pas.

l'eau sous le pont

She will say lets agree to disagree, and then five minutes later bring it up again and start it off again.

Pont Neuf sur Seine.

English version

“Water flows under the bridges, carrying along corpses, stirring up the mud and stirring at the surface of relics of another time. They're doing their best to recapture these old things whose name and use have been forgotten, to try to do something useful and vaguely human.
Water under the bridges, water under the bridges.
The fatalists have lowered their arms
The optimists have lowered their arms.
My father has lowered his arms.
My mother has lowered her arms.
Sometimes when evening comes, I also feel like lowering my arms.
What makes us all want to lower our arms?
Is it because some said that the fight had been lost before it even began?
Who were they to say that the fight had been lost before it began?
Who won and who lost?
Today's winners are tomorrow's losers.
So who won and who lost?
Today's losers are tomorrow's winners.
So who won and who lost?
Who will win and who will lose?
It matters little.
What matters is not the victory but the fight.”

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A farewell to Arms?

Then she wont drop the matter, won’t let it go until we admit it’s unprofessional, apologise and launch some kind of enquiry.

She also seems to think it’s our fault we’re still talking about it.

After a few hours, she will say there’s nothing more to say. We’re not going to get anywhere talking about this all day. The matter’s closed and everyone should move on.

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