In her new book out today, Lauren Boebert claims that her husband only exposed his penis to a bartender in a bowling alley because she begged him

Too bad her explanations of her arrests don’t even come close to matching up with the police reports. Her version of the incident with her husband is not even close to what witnesses said, and she fails to mention she was there when it happened.

"The female bartender flirted with Jayson, having heard previously from his friends what a catch he'd be," she continued. "They even teased her by saying he'd gotten a great tattoo in a private area, which made her curious, so she pressed Jayson to show it to her right there at the bar. He ignored her and was embarrassed she was doing it in front of my stepfather. She wouldn't stop." So he finally complied, she said, just to make it all go away.


This is quite a different story from what was in the police report:

One of the women named as a victim in the sheriff's report told police that Jayson Boebert came up behind her and pulled his penis from his pants after bragging to her and another woman about the tattoo, and a second young woman told investigators a nearly identical account.

In a witness statement written at the time by Erica Anne Coombs, one of the two young women involved in the bowling alley incident, who still lives in Lauren Boebert's congressional district. Coombs wrote that after harassing a third person identified as Nora, Jayson Boebert told Coombs and another young woman, identified as Trisha Walies, that he had a tattoo on his penis.

"Trish and I were standing at the snack bar, and she came up and looked at my tattoo on my back, and she pulled down her sock and said, 'look, my is fading,'" she wrote. (The word "tattoo" may have been omitted.) "Then Jayson said 'I have a tattoo on my dick.'"

"Trish and I said 'ya, whatever' and turned away to ignore him," Coombs continued. "Then Jayson came up behind us and pulled his penis out of his pants. His thumb was covering the head, and all I saw was the shaft. Trish and I turned away and went and told Larry." That refers to Larry McCown, the owner of Fireside Lane in Rifle, Colorado, who called the sheriff's department.

When Garfield County sheriff's deputies arrived, McCown told them that he had repeatedly asked Jayson Boebert to leave the bowling alley but that Boebert had "refused to leave and became belligerent." Boebert told deputies he had not exposed his penis, but had stuck his thumb through the fly of his pants as a prank. Trisha Walies disputed that in her account, writing: "I know that wasn't a thumb because thumbs aren't 6 inches long."

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Six inches long.

Oh no an adult exposed his penis to another adult the horror meanwhile having a dude in drag with a strap on and furry buttplug come to elementary schools to read stories to kindergarten children is a-ok.

I definitely believe her story over the bartender…

It’s kinda wild how they can pick and choose like this…

Must be nice to be that mentally fucked up in the head.

Haha good post.

But do you believe her story over the police report?

It's called indecent exposure, it is a sex crime and the police arrested him for it.

Here is the police report.

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Family values

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What? You’re saying Lauren Boebert is a liar?

Because police reports, based upon hearsay are so accurate?

In a bar?

I don't suppose you have ever been involved with law enforcement have you?

Multiple corroborating witnesses stated in a police report, where it is a crime to lie, vs. Lauren Boebert who wasn’t even there.

I don't suppose you have ever been involved with law enforcement have you?

Hey at least you guys finally have a woman so sexualize in your insults. The homo Putin and Trump fantasies were getting old.