Why does everyone shit thier fucking panties when you tell them you use Miracle Grow to fertilize your garden?

Yeah, it really works.

My wife planted a bunch of shrubs and olive trees in a hillside with crap soil. I told her "put Miracle Grow on every three months and water steadily."

Everything is growing really well.

The name is correct, in that soil, it's a Miracle.

The blue kool-aid l used to give my plants that.Better products are available.

put some on your crotch then.....

What about the rest of the nutrients a plant or tree needs? There are over a hundred, yet these ghost of products focus only on a few.

There are better products out there. I buy those.

Panties

The ratio of ammonia/ammonical to nitrate nitrogen is too low to justify being a nutrient salt product. Fish emulsion, compost, etc. is organic, high ammonia and low free nitrate which is the form the plant can actually eat right away. Why use a salt that doesn't buffer itself like shit does and doesn't have more expensive and bioavailable nitrate nitrogen.
Ammonical needs to be worked on by special fungus to be available to roots. You can get your soil to 'hot' with the chemical salt 'shit' in MG when regular shit is better at being shit (ammonical).

Read the directions.

Miracle grow is bad for potatoes, too much nitrogen, and phosphate. Potatoes need potassium, and not much more, too much nitrogen produces a lot of green growth above ground.

Piss on it.

miracle grow kills the microbials in the dirt with the salt. So imagine if you will that the food supply collapses and you start growing food with your supply of miracle grow. Everything is going great until you run out of miracle grow and then nothing grows in the dirt because not much can live in it. Then your plants get sick. Then you starve. So that is how I understand it.

Never heard of that idea, but I do know that chemical fertilizers do not stay around at all, so just like you said if you are relying on it to provide the NPK, you have to keep adding it, since it basically washes away in the rain unlike compost. Adding organic amendments to soil improves it over time, and the additions remain for a long time, unlike synthetics.

I personally put A1 on my balls before I piss on my plants...

flavor is UNREAL!