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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80105356 United States 07/04/2022 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bizarre story overload, time for a late night snack and an afghan covered cot. Quoting: Shock Da'Munkay Peace and love Peeps, stay safe and sane. I mean, safe. This was a great thread until you started replying to everyone like you own this fucking place. Take your monkey and get fucked. Uhmmm, it's a data mining thread and I was the only one first and willing to read and comment on other members memories, jealous much ya lil piss-ant, soi boy? Go back to the basement, or grow a pair kid, not our fault you couldn't add up enough to share. Who ya calling kid? You old paedo cunt Lol, so you're a grown man in mom's basement then, got it...thanks for setting me straight. :yeahhhh: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80105356 United States 07/04/2022 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Shock Da'Munkay Whoa, you weren't really clear there RW, you sayin he and/or you thought you caused his HA? Was his date a propect in the whole fiasco, maybe he was cheating or got in over his head, lol. Anyway, I'm confused, not permanently, just until you tell the rest of the story. He was with his son and wife and daughter or the son's wife. It was a table of four. He had the awesome steak with gourmet Mac and cheese instead of a potato side. The Mac and cheese in that place was the bomb. He may have had a glass of red wine and dessert. That's what it was all about. Upselling and I was one of the top sellers of all things good. It freaked me out cos I thought he was mad at me. Maybe he was? It literally went like I handed him the check. The son wanted it but the father had got to me before dinner and said bring me the check. So I did . He looked at it... Stood up with arm going out towards me with the check in it. I did not know it was a heart attack. I ran to the kitchen going the wrong way he fell before I got there so I called 911. There was a Dr in the house. On recall, I don't think he died right there. The Dr administered to him. The ambulance arrived. Those cocksuckers scolded me for going the wrong way in the kitchen. You know people really don't care. Ahhh, now I get it. Btw, men who can afford to be upsold and under-order purposefully are either hiding something from their wives or hiding from their wives, lol. But, you prolly already knew that. Thanks. Lol I don't pass judgement but I will stereo type a bitch :rewindzzzz: :nicklol: |
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Militant Bitch User ID: 75591327 United States 07/04/2022 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bizarre story overload, time for a late night snack and an afghan covered cot. Quoting: Shock Da'Munkay Peace and love Peeps, stay safe and sane. I mean, safe. This was a great thread until you started replying to everyone like you own this fucking place. Take your monkey and get fucked. Uhmmm, it's a data mining thread and I was the only one first and willing to read and comment on other members memories, jealous much ya lil piss-ant, soi boy? Go back to the basement, or grow a pair kid, not our fault you couldn't add up enough to share. Ok op bailed .. it ain't your thread either so chilax (see bold face) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80105356 United States 07/04/2022 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bizarre story overload, time for a late night snack and an afghan covered cot. Quoting: Shock Da'Munkay Peace and love Peeps, stay safe and sane. I mean, safe. This was a great thread until you started replying to everyone like you own this fucking place. Take your monkey and get fucked. Uhmmm, it's a data mining thread and I was the only one first and willing to read and comment on other members memories, jealous much ya lil piss-ant, soi boy? Go back to the basement, or grow a pair kid, not our fault you couldn't add up enough to share. Ok op bailed .. it ain't your thread either so chilax (see bold face) I saw you. lol. I try to be nice, lotta peeps are in pain right now, ya know, kuzza the covids. edited to add: I never get fucked, it's alwaya me fuckin da'Munkay. wink wink |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78108063 United States 07/04/2022 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having the car that was driving next to me swerving, with people pointing, filming and yelling to tell me my car was levitating floating up off the road. I slowed down and they let me know it was back on the road and I said sorry, she yelled did you do that, I just shrugged my shoulders and cringed begging to please do not post it on the net when she held up her camera all excited, letting me know she filed it. |
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LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 83104412 United States 07/04/2022 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A year ago. I was in a large lake park with picnic tables and benches. I was sitting at a picnic table when I heard a strange sound, like a bird. I thought it was a bird in a tree. But then it made a different sound, like a dog or puppy yelping. It was like a single yelp from a dog. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78193771 It would randomly make the noise about every one minute or so. Either a bird noise, or a dog noise, randomly alternating between the two. My instincts told me it was a human. My first thought was someone is trying to fuck with me. Turns out it, there was an older woman (50s or 60s), and a younger guy (20s or 30s), sitting on a bench, facing where I was sitting, about 100 feet away from me. I had seem them walking towards the bench a few minutes earlier. It took a few minutes of observing and then I saw it. The young guy made the noise. I was watching them from the corner of my eyes, so it didn't look like I was staring. Randomly every minute or so he would make the noise. It looked like it was something he couldn't control. It looked and sounded really crazy. Eventually they got up and walked away, and I heard the bird and puppy noises continue as they walked away in the distance. So fucking bizarre. I searched online, and think he might have some kind of Tourette's syndrome. Probably with his mother who is stuck caring for him his whole life. I am in the US, not Romania. |
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I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 83104412 United States 07/04/2022 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82831099 This was a great thread until you started replying to everyone like you own this fucking place. Take your monkey and get fucked. Uhmmm, it's a data mining thread and I was the only one first and willing to read and comment on other members memories, jealous much ya lil piss-ant, soi boy? Go back to the basement, or grow a pair kid, not our fault you couldn't add up enough to share. Ok op bailed .. it ain't your thread either so chilax (see bold face) I saw you. lol. I try to be nice, lotta peeps are in pain right now, ya know, kuzza the covids. edited to add: I never get fucked, it's alwaya me fuckin da'Munkay. wink wink You like fucking “munkays”? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80556457 Canada 07/04/2022 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Buds were like whoa there was a guy back there. Pitch black. We tuned around and th driver slowed down. Rolled down the windows and asked if he was alright. Didn't respond while walking towards our car bald head, brown trench coat holding a Flashlight which was turned OFF in complete darkness. We fucking bolted while yelling you're a crazy fuck. It was creepy as fuck |
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Militant Bitch User ID: 75591327 United States 07/04/2022 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82831099 This was a great thread until you started replying to everyone like you own this fucking place. Take your monkey and get fucked. Uhmmm, it's a data mining thread and I was the only one first and willing to read and comment on other members memories, jealous much ya lil piss-ant, soi boy? Go back to the basement, or grow a pair kid, not our fault you couldn't add up enough to share. Ok op bailed .. it ain't your thread either so chilax (see bold face) I saw you. lol. I try to be nice, lotta peeps are in pain right now, ya know, kuzza the covids. edited to add: I never get fucked, it's alwaya me fuckin da'Munkay. wink wink I don't think you are a potato |
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Militant Bitch User ID: 75591327 United States 07/04/2022 02:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take deep breaths |
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Militant Bitch User ID: 75591327 United States 07/04/2022 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having the car that was driving next to me swerving, with people pointing, filming and yelling to tell me my car was levitating floating up off the road. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78108063 I slowed down and they let me know it was back on the road and I said sorry, she yelled did you do that, I just shrugged my shoulders and cringed begging to please do not post it on the net when she held up her camera all excited, letting me know she filed it. Love it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80105356 United States 07/04/2022 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Shock Da'Munkay Uhmmm, it's a data mining thread and I was the only one first and willing to read and comment on other members memories, jealous much ya lil piss-ant, soi boy? Go back to the basement, or grow a pair kid, not our fault you couldn't add up enough to share. Ok op bailed .. it ain't your thread either so chilax (see bold face) I saw you. lol. I try to be nice, lotta peeps are in pain right now, ya know, kuzza the covids. edited to add: I never get fucked, it's alwaya me fuckin da'Munkay. wink wink I don't think you are a potato :rewindzzzbird: I've been labeled much worse at better moments, thanks, lol. |
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Militant Bitch User ID: 75591327 United States 07/04/2022 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw you. lol. I try to be nice, lotta peeps are in pain right now, ya know, kuzza the covids. edited to add: I never get fucked, it's alwaya me fuckin da'Munkay. wink wink I don't think you are a potato I've been labeled much worse at better moments, thanks, lol. Yeah. Everyone needs a label so the tards can comprehend. Not dumbing it down anymore for the evil fuks. |
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User ID: 76866541 United States 07/04/2022 05:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being kidnapped in broad daylight and almost murdered by a group of black guys.I got lucky though and was able to escape. Last Edited by Anonymous Sun on 07/04/2022 05:03 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80279236 United States 07/04/2022 05:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Driving to work one day, I had to shit so bad, i pulled over in a really nice neighborhood and scrambled for napkins. I bolted into the nearest lawn and crapped flaming hot peanut butter. While sweating profusely and wincing in the heat of a southern morning, i looked up to see a mexican fella with his leafblower waving at me. I waved back with my fistful of wadded napkins and forced a weak smile. He went back to blowing the sidewalk. I went back to coffee driven nightmare shits. It was surreal. |
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ChugALugging
User ID: 83240963 United States 07/04/2022 05:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was only around 20 myself at the time... Romans 14:11 It is written: “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God. Revelation 20:15 Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83793537 United States 07/04/2022 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP never came back after teh first post, apparently this was a data mine, but whatever, I've enjoyed your company and incredible stories nonetheless, lol. Quoting: Shock Da'Munkay me too :Hugging: It was a fun thread until the bullies showed up. Day two might have more interesting stories. bump |
Alpacalips
User ID: 82718582 United States 07/04/2022 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was in a checkout line at a grocery store and I saw a woman with an amazing ass. This was before implants were common. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83777480 Oddly, her husband was next to her and the same ass. Then, their child and ... the same! I am looking around for cameras at this point, figuring it was some kind of joke. Then I looked across the street and it all became clear. Across the street was a fairground and large indoor auditorium. They were an acrobat family. |
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Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 82589403 United States 07/04/2022 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Excuse me, but this is the "bizarre experiences" thread. The "toxic forum" thread is a few listings down, if you're still interested. "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
Massive Attack
User ID: 76385011 United States 07/04/2022 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One time I was interviewing David Bowie in New York and when he came into the board room of Virgin Records, his teeth were fucked up and his eyes were vacant. After shaking my hand, he pulled out these fake teeth and slammed his hand down on the table, and said; "Unflappable, I like that!" In short, I was pranked by David Bowie. The eagle never lost so much time, as when he submitted to learn of the crow. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83277861 United States 07/08/2022 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn Hankie, haven't seen you in effin years!!! Bro hugs!! Yeahhh, that'll fuck a brother up a bit, lol. :mmmbye: Actually, I was too mad for years to think about the fact I was talking to a dead man in public. He told me to tell my sisters and his cousin, who was married to one of my sisters, he was fine, I did ask why he was fine. I didn't know he was sick. It had been a while since I had seen him so we just chatted a while, then I said I had to go because I had to buy groceries, I did the grocery buying for my mom. So, he told me to pass the message of being fine, so I left, but I know I touched him it a habit around our parts so, he seems solid to me. I didn't expect to see all of them when I got home, they were not expected at that time, so I did what John told me and thought nothing of it until they called me a liar, that set me off, I don't lie because I just don't do it never necessary except in minor things like is this spot pimp to noticeable, oh, if is fine, sort of a trick on words really. The point is the way they said that to me got me made because they said I must have been talking to someone else, really as if I didn't know him, I had known him for a year, hard to mix him up with someone else that favorited he was missing one of his arms that got cut off as a child. They then told me why I could not have seen him, that he had died three months before, well, I said, he was in town today, it still did not hit my brain that what they were saying and who I was talking to fit. I just walked off mad, it was over a year before it dawned on me, John was dead and I was talking to him, and people were walking on the street also, they didn't seem to look at me funny but you never can tell, if they have also seen him because they did not know or didn't know he was dead. When my husband died, I saw him, I didn't know he had died while I went to get a phone to call for help, he was walking and I was afraid he would fall but after I could see him anymore, I got kind of up and went to where he had been and he had died. He is walking straight and not at all weak-looking though, I was just a bit panicking. Well, one thing is for sure, he looks better than he was before he passed. My husband didn't talk to me, he was looking at something else. I don't know what or where but he went there, just there one few yards and gone. beautiful story sorry for your loss |
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User ID: 80479777 United States 07/08/2022 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Camping with a buddy on a river here in WA state, while fishing we looked over cause we felt we were being watched and there was a monkey, like a chimpanzee monkey not small one just sitting on a boulder upriver from us. In case you are not aware Chimpanzees are not indigenous to WA state. We were freaked because we were no fools we know a Chimpanzees strength but we were both packing camping-level heat so not worried. Felt more bad for it cause it seemed sad and alone... |
Miri2019
User ID: 81863337 United States 07/09/2022 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was a youngster walking in a narrow street in my native city with a friend of mine, a random unknown girl with a big bag of groceries in her hand was walking toward us. When she was about 20-30 feet away from us, she unexpectedly dropped her bag on the ground and looking at me she started screaming off the top of her lungs and pointing her finger at me, saying "Be careful of him, he's very dangerous, watch out, watch out!", while profusely fuming and still pointing the finger at me. She definitely must have been possessed. My startled friend asked me what that was all about and I said, no idea and kept walking. This must have been 1987-88. Bizarre mind-controlled event (and human being). # Reinstate_Trump_as_President # Free_Assange # Free_Snowden ______________________________ |