Damn I am starting to feel old.

i wake up to piss way too much. maybe 4-5 times a night. some ppl dont do it at all. and you are supposed to only do it once

I’m 46 and my eye sight has went way down hill recently. I’m pretty sure it’s the phone.

Quit drinking water after a certain time.
But always drink a few gulps of water after you pee at night to keep your body happy.

Me too. Because you drink fluids constantly all day too...

Tool will do that to you, change the channel n you'll feel younger

That was supposed to be 20 years ago..

Tool is great

but Tool is inescapably dark

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Take some ivermectin, that will clean the parasites out of your eyes.

Not kidding.

Eyesight is like everyone as they get older...get some reading/driving glasses, or pony up and get lasik surgery.

Teeth I think are mostly hereditary...you either have good ones or bad ones...Mine dont look pretty, but they stay in my mouth, and dont get decayed or broken, so I guess I have that going for me...if I ever win the lotto, maybe I'll get a set of "Tom Cruise" teeth installed.

Pissing is a pisser...

I started practicing Kegel exercises, and peeing/holding my pee while in the shower every morning...after 5 years...this shit works!!! I have no bladder problems anymore, and I drink fluids all the time. Stops the "shaking it" thing...

otherwise maybe look into prostate stuff?

A woman is good for keeping it together on a consistent basis, no doubt about it. When I didnt have a girlfriend I would often ttimes find myself all unshaven(all over), hair unkept, and just looking like a western bar scoundrel, in town after a long ride...

Take time to take care of yourself! Best advice.

You funny

I don't disagree that these electronics are hard on the eyes.

Hey Biden seems to have a good handler....... lol

I want one too! However, I don't expect I will be in the diaper stage for at least another 30 years....

:cmonman:

Pre diaper age = good time to die

yes but you can train your body to wake up once


the first time you wake up to piss. refuse

just piss once a night. it sucks. but after a few nights it works


just havent got around to doing it but i did before and it works

Drink more water early in the day. Only have a glass at night. If thirsty.

My idea of shaving right now is to get the electronic hair clippers and set them to the lowest setting and start mowing the mug. So true that!

I don't often go into town. I might knock some whisker off with a razor on occasion if I do, but it's not often I stand in front of the mirror.

Every one's eyes change at 40. It is written

True

Wear blue light filtering reading glasses (12 bucks at walmart) they even have 0 level magnification.

I live in a dry house. You volunteering to carry my water? I don't mind sharing?

:joey:

Nah, I try to keep a couple gallon apple jugs on hand with water in them.

I just have lots of thing I want done to improve my life and living situation as it already is, who doesn't?

However, it's difficult for me to find motivation, because I don't have someone to share it with who might recognize the potential value of what I am doing in my life and what it has to offer, in simplistic terms.

Having any kind of relationship then for me now, would require a woman willing to give everything else up and adopt what I already have as hers also.

A woman who is a clean slate so to speak, with no other attachments, is moral, shares similar christian values and isn't into keeping up with the Jones'.

Call me selfish if you wish, but I don't want a woman who wants to change what I already have going and have worked hard to achieve. I just want someone to share it with.

Not any easy order to find now days, especially because, oddly, its only in places like this that I let it be known and I am not sure such a woman even exists.

Seeing as that's how it is, I remain just a nobody, which is fine in it's own right.

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I believe this.

I picked up a couple of readers and bi-focal in 2+ after my 20/20 vision suddenly decided to crap out on me several years back.

I blame it on reading a tablet in the dark for an extended period of time. My fault.

It's still difficult for me to transition good eyes to bad.

Imagine if it were like getting your leg amputated and still trying to stand on it when it isn't there.....yeah.... that's me! I know what's wrong, but I keep trying to pretend I am not getting old. lol

Proper way to dispose of old piss jugs



just ask bubbles

The electronics have those features built in now days. No need to wear glasses to filter, only to see!

lol.

I piss outside on a regular basis. One of the perks of living in the countryside.