my future history thread from April...

Thread: Elon's Secret Plan To Charge Per Tweet

Anonymous sources have revealed some of Elon Musk's
plans to make Twitter profitable. One proposal is
to charge 1 cent for 10 tweets, which is expected to
create $400 million of annual income. If a tweet
receives enough likes, the charge is dropped. But if
tweet gets downvotes, the charge could go higher.

"You'll be free to send hate tweets but it's going to
cost you money. We believe a variable tweet charge
will create a self-moderating community", said one
of the project advisors.