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Bear huffing at me

 
Agent 99

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Bear huffing at me
Heard a noise today, sounded like metal scraping. It happened after I went back down by the woods to collect a full bag of Japanese beetles in the trap.

3 deer ran off into the woods, thought they were making the noise, but there's no metal back in that area.
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06/25/2022 12:34 PM

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Re: Bear huffing at me
Did some noise searches.

And found this video:


OMG the redneck hold-my-beer guy. hilarious.

But that was the sound.

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06/25/2022 01:16 PM
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Re: Bear huffing at me
there's nothing hilarious about the man in the video.

what's hilarious is how certain new yorkers whomwear black clothes look and sound and also the israeli accent speaking other languages.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
there's nothing hilarious about the man in the video.

what's hilarious is how certain new yorkers whomwear black clothes look and sound and also the israeli accent speaking other languages.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83397600


Oh no, Jerry is gonna get a picture of the bear and his friends think it's a bad idea.

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Re: Bear huffing at me
Right. No smiles,no hello!

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Re: Bear huffing at me
How do you like the bugs? A little crunchy I bet, but very high in protein!
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Out in the woods?
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06/25/2022 01:38 PM
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Did some noise searches.

And found this video:


OMG the redneck hold-my-beer guy. hilarious.

But that was the sound.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Are you the hillbilly meth-head we hear on the sound-track?

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06/25/2022 01:41 PM

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Re: Bear huffing at me
Why are you collecting beetles? Are you doing bug fights?
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Why are you collecting beetles? Are you doing bug fights?
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cruise

That's bizarre AF!
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06/25/2022 01:45 PM
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Re: Bear huffing at me
I`ve had several run ins with black bears. They will do a fake charge and hiss and swipe at you.
The only time I think I would truly feel threatened is if I come between a sow and her cubs. I usually keep my distance from them if at all possible.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Why are you collecting beetles? Are you doing bug fights?
 Quoting: Only Me


cruise

That's bizarre AF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83751585


I was joking, but I am curious why she needs a bagful of beetles!
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Heard a noise today, sounded like metal scraping. It happened after I went back down by the woods to collect a full bag of Japanese beetles in the trap.

3 deer ran off into the woods, thought they were making the noise, but there's no metal back in that area.
 Quoting: Agent 99


That was your sign.
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06/25/2022 01:54 PM
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Re: Bear huffing at me
you trap beetles in that area. to kill them.

invasive. they ruin stuff. a few places pay you to deploy traps even.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Not you. These other ones. You're good.
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06/25/2022 02:49 PM

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Re: Bear huffing at me
Why are you collecting beetles? Are you doing bug fights?
 Quoting: Only Me


cruise

That's bizarre AF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83751585


I was joking, but I am curious why she needs a bagful of beetles!
 Quoting: Only Me


Ya. it's the way to collect Japanese beetles and kill them. It's a bait bag system. Hang it on a shepherd hook downwind from the fruit trees and grape vines and they are attracted to the female scent cube that's at the top of the bag. They fall into the bag and can't get out.

Boy oh boy does a bag of beetles stink!
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Re: Bear huffing at me
you trap beetles in that area. to kill them.

invasive. they ruin stuff. a few places pay you to deploy traps even.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74322544


I've heard that the traps attract more beetles because of the female bait. This year I have lots more so maybe I'll switch to spray.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Well then leave it alone dummy.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Be careful

Buy bear spray

Don't go out there anymore
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Why are you catching Japanese beetles?
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Re: Bear huffing at me
I`ve had several run ins with black bears. They will do a fake charge and hiss and swipe at you.
The only time I think I would truly feel threatened is if I come between a sow and her cubs. I usually keep my distance from them if at all possible.
 Quoting: TheRealRebel


Around here the bears get the bird feeders and move along. I've even seen a beaver feeding at my neighbors bird feeder droppings. So maybe the bag of beetles was a lunch box and Yogi hissed at me. I just wasn't prepared. Now I know better.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Be careful

Buy bear spray

Don't go out there anymore
 Quoting: Anonymous 45519371


Right. Now I know.

Ever hear that "Predator" noise? It's a loud clicking that comes from a wild animal. It's terrifying. Definitely communicating to stay away.

There was also some coyote scat out in the same area. I have lots of woodland friends.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Why are you catching Japanese beetles?
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Supposedly so they don't eat all the grape leaves. They don't touch the fruit only the leaves.

And they mate on the leaves. It's a disgusting orgy of gross little bugs. The female has eggs on her sides and the males climb all over her. But they stink and hurt when they buzz on my skin.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Did some noise searches.

And found this video:


OMG the redneck hold-my-beer guy. hilarious.

But that was the sound.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Are you the hillbilly meth-head we hear on the sound-track?

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83751585


No, silly.

But that's like a real hillbilly that I just randomly found. Like a real hillbilly. Jerry, get away from the bear.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Relax, black bears are not that dangerous unless you do something stupid.
Mostly, you will see them running away.
I’d be more worried about running into Jerry in the woods, he sounds crazy.
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06/25/2022 03:04 PM
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Did he look like this? If you see that, run!

https://imgur.com/a/A4WAXON

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Re: Bear huffing at me
Did some noise searches.

And found this video:


OMG the redneck hold-my-beer guy. hilarious.

But that was the sound.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Are you the hillbilly meth-head we hear on the sound-track?

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83751585


No, silly.

But that's like a real hillbilly that I just randomly found. Like a real hillbilly. Jerry, get away from the bear.
 Quoting: Agent 99


cruise
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Did he look like this? If you see that, run!

[imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Bloody Mary


You do know bears can run faster than even the fastest humans right?
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Did he look like this? If you see that, run!

https://imgur.com/a/A4WAXON

 Quoting: Bloody Mary


You do know bears can run faster than even the fastest humans right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81393013


Not that kind of bear. I'm pretty sure I could outrun him.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
I think you better go ahead and let the beetles in your yard. Better dead grapes than dead OP.

Seriously be careful!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Bear huffing at me
Relax, black bears are not that dangerous unless you do something stupid.
Mostly, you will see them running away.
I’d be more worried about running into Jerry in the woods, he sounds crazy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79010667


LOL. Right. That's so funny.





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