Breaking: B52 declares emergency in Texas and a F35

I stopped caring for the general health and well being of the globalists military. In fact I root against them now.

I was out fishing on Caddo lake and it dropped a bomb into the lake, a big bomb.

If it goes off, there will be lots of fish for you to pick up. :)

OP - do you remember last time this happened, Dick Cheney tried to steal some nukes

Maybe Liz learned some tricks from daddy?

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On 29 August 2007, six AGM-129 ACM cruise missiles, each loaded with a W80-1 variable yield nuclear warhead, were mistakenly loaded onto a United States Air Force (USAF) B-52H heavy bomber at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota and transported to Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana. The nuclear warheads in the missiles were supposed to have been removed before the missiles were taken from their storage bunker. The missiles with the nuclear warheads were not reported missing, and remained mounted to the aircraft at both Minot and Barksdale for 36 hours. During this period, the warheads were not protected by the various mandatory security precautions for nuclear weapons.

Paging Dr. Astro!

I remember that well, I speculated patriots were going to dust DC or Tel Aviv maybe

Whoopsi!

Imagine the state of military preparedness and professionalism now.

Yes, that could be, but more likely the war is lost in Ukraine and Biden is desperate to get a false flag on

a nuclear false flag

and blame it on Russia

and coincidentally a nuclear security officer who works with Putin was assassinated today

[link to www.msn.com (secure)]

Tom Clancy come to life

nookular war toe to toe with the Russkies

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That is a 100% certainty.

:newwwk:

I am familiar with the pre-flight proceedures on that airframe

there is no way the crew didn't see the AGMs on their pre-flight walkaround

lolrofl

you have to sign for the nukes on a special form

the "official story" is poppycock

That Lee guy is such a mean, arrogant man.

That wheelbarger guy gives off really bad vibes.

The propaganda is extra thick from him.

Not to mention the SU-25 crashe today in Russia.

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The war is on I'd say. Tit for tat probing and attacks on infrastructure and exposed systems and aircraft.

Enemies testing satellite based Electronic Warfare on our aircraft.

They both sound quite distasteful!

Need to be careful around that 33rd parallel... just saying.

agreed

Aliens attacking!

I know right? He’s such an angry little elf. Not to mention he has an ass-backwards view on the Ukraine-Russia sitch.

Bahawahaha...Barksdale is the home of B52's so the "emergency" could not have been catastrophic in that it wasn't diverted to nearest facility. B
ut if it makes your breaking news report break harder then you just make up whatever parts you need to sweetheart

Well within the realm of real tactical probability.
Not even conspiracy theory-level probability.

And it's not "our aircraft" any longer.
It's theirs.

Somebody is going to poke the bear, and get a face full of claws regardless.

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***UNCLE INTEL***

Putin testing the S600 ?

Didn't Texas recently threatened to cecede from the Union?